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Day 1187: In which the White Pride Piper dog whistles his G.I. Jamokes into a pre-diabetic frenzy.

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2020-04-21

More Zombie Day well-wishing from an illiterate game show host who really puts the “Christ” into “Jesus Fucking Christ”.

22 59
2020-04-12

Day 1178: In which a President* for whom reading is an aspirational sport gets ready to make his toughest call since deciding which brand of racist pumpkin toner to apply.

22 72
2020-04-12

Reposting for all those red states packin churches this weekend because the can’t open doors, I guess. Especially one that’s just a lib-rat cuckhoax.

11 45
2020-04-11

Day 1174: In which a ferret-wigged fraud enthusiast graduates from scamming charities to profiting off of a pandemic.

25 42
2020-04-08

Leave it to President* Klan Chowder to turn even a disease into a dogwhistle.

21 48
2020-03-18

Day 1124: Actual footage of Bullfrog Mall Cop’s relationship with justice and the rule of law.

9 38
2020-02-18

Day 1117: In which President* Illiterate Nero tweets his shitty pet into ass kissing action.

25 43
2020-02-12

Day 1110: I guess Radio Goebbels found his ticket out before this place got too brown for him.

32 63
2020-02-05

Apparently there’s a sports ball game today or as President* Syphilitic Dementia calls it, the “Uppity SOB Concussion Bowl”.

30 67
2020-02-03

Day 1106: In which an unaccountable treason weasel enjoys the spoils of fascistic fealty.

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2020-01-31

Day 1099: Don’t you dare ask Man-Servant Mike totally normal questions or he’ll come at you in a tantrum of blank maps and f-bombs.

28 80
2020-01-26

to one year ago today and at least some sort of check on the imbalanced.

11 34
2020-01-04

Day 1045: 64 years since Rosa Parks was arrested for riding on a bus, or as President Calamari Lips would say, the day public transportation got too uppity.

18 57
2019-12-04

Another one commemorating President Hair Crime’s visit with his Albion analog.

15 41
2019-12-03

All of these embarrassments referring to President Turd Reich as “the Chosen One” make the best case yet for atheism. But I guess a Bronze Age belief system pairs well with a bigot in bronzer.

24 61
2019-11-26

Looks like that thing is trending again, here’s some for the MAGA set.

15 52
2019-11-24

Shout out to Slave Bikini Nunes for doing his slippery best to please Traitor the Hutt by fishing for that sweet sweet Biden dirt.

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2019-11-24