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I think the dryer is shrinking all my shirts, they are like painted onto my body

1 12
2021-09-16

I feel like whenever we go to the fertility clinic

0 11
2021-08-30

🍍 I fucking love 🍍

just don’t put it on pizza or i will murder you

1 31
2021-08-10

I’m a - we disparagingly refer to many non-income producing house chores as

1 22
2021-08-08

Pro Tip: If you are itchy you should scrub yourself in the shower to

0 9
2021-08-04

I’ve never worn a before, i don’t know how they put it on me…

1 18
2021-07-24

Retweet to maintain the chronology of events, and edited for maximum smugness

https://t.co/JwiL9PIfza

0 4
2021-07-24

The urologist diagnosed me with - aka I was born with a vasectomy

1 24
2021-07-12

After fornicating with a sample cup 4 times - I had to see a

0 14
2021-07-12

I think she’d survive maybe a day without me, she has burned bread in the microwave

1 32
2021-06-25



I’m a racist little shit and try to use it as my main explicative around the house

0 20
2021-06-24

raja naba doa gola wookie nipple pinchy

1 23
2021-06-23