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Today I was informed of a place called Kamchatka Peninsula, or Cum Chat Ka.
I mean its even shaped like a penis and has stuff coming from the tip 😳
feat. trans peppino
full version on my p/a/t/r/e/o/n ⤵️
#penistower
I thought the "manly Kudelia with penis" was something i made up and exxaggerated, but looking back, she kinda manly in the anime itself.
Ironically, Florida is shaped like a penis. #Michelangelo #David #Penis #Florida #FloridaFascism #FloridaPenis #FloridaMan #Republicans #RonDeSantis #Schools #floridafreak
instead of 'one small step for man one giant leap for mankind' they should have said 'one small penis for man one giant LOL for mankind' that would have been a lot funnier i think, hire me
Apparently, unlike climate change, the jury is still out on this one:
"Penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns environmental scientist."
Euronews 12/13/2021
'Concerning' growth in average penis size could be down to pollution, scientists warn.
Euronews 2/22/2023
Alright, it seems it must be said.
To everyone thirsting after me:
- I have a penis
- I have a gf
- my thighs are well trained from martial arts and sports, short king, and my butt is really big https://t.co/DXglRTkcPj
THE FLAMING ESPENIS BLAST
#monsterhunter #MHRise #MonsterHunterRise #monsterhunterfanart #espinas #flamingespinas https://t.co/bPRMfo7nED