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Not very relephant but I'm very excited because I'm going to see a Shakespeare play for the first time in my life!
Relephant advice: tell your #energy supplier you'll leave and be prepared for a miraculous drop in your tariff ...
Afternoon, this is Cinderelephant, my silly sister. She always wanted to be a princess. https://t.co/V0uc3xGYMb
remember: you are NEVER irrelephant.
have a punny day, beautiful people! ♥️🐘
I'm the Cinderelephant of publishing... One day I will go to the ball - illo c/o @emmadodd2 #bologna