What they REALLY need is an adult line with 's 🐞🐦🐿️🐘

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Today's my birthday! But don't tell this goldcrest, I don't want to bum her out. https://t.co/qL14N5dA10

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I've got some bad news about a shark that has made regrettable weekend decisions. https://t.co/QUhAcZ0FL2

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Put a chocolate rabbit out of its misery today. https://t.co/EsXXn2qaeQ

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Good morning! I've got some bad news about most bunnies. https://t.co/NAEepLLc1f

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I've got some bad news about tarsiers. (Thanks so much to all the Portland… https://t.co/FfiTAM7wa7

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Hi Minnesota - you're invited to a wildly festive Sad Animal Facts book event at : https://t.co/ajvU4Hc9y2

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Northern fur seals need the second half of the day off. https://t.co/qNS8N1vZSl

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I've got some bad news about turkeys keeping quieter. 🍂🍁🍠Happy Thanksgiving! https://t.co/oBhJdIaJxZ

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