# scrooktober readabookor2 yourwigiscrooked bravery

TSUMAGROM's heads secrete bucketloads of goop all the time, which it uses to shape the caves it lives in however it sees fit
other scrooks sometimes get stuck in the goop, and have to endure hours of listening to TSUMAGROM's creepy monologuing about ghosts

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2019-10-02

the GABSHUN starts to glow at a certain time of year
it doesn't do anything else, but other scrooks do very terrible things at this time of year, so it makes for a good warning sign

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2019-10-02

inktober? nah

a whole new line of scrooks, comin right atcha!!
im back in the game babie!!

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2019-10-02

a BITTLESNAP is hijacked by a GLOOPSY, a scrook capable of possessing others and making them do stupid things like starting fights with other pack members
they feed off of all the drama that they cause

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2019-08-27

GLANDORS used to be just another scrook in the sea, until the CRAWDS learned to use them as weapons
now they are both best friends

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2019-08-26

many scrooks show a convergent evolutionary trait known as MASCOTISM, where they make snarky remarks and serve as role models to kids to gain followers who will help them hunt
you can't turn down a face like that!

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2019-08-17

the SEWLOP's has such a big mouth, it propels itself by swallowing water
microscrooks HATE it!

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2019-08-09

scrooks are hard to classify already, but its said that anyone who can reasonably classify the JUGOLION is the master of paleoscroology
the only thing known for sure about it is that it has the texture and consistency of a gummy worm(no research has been done on the taste)

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2019-08-07

lying somewhere in the depths of old ruins is the GRUELDAY, preying on scrooks who feel they've been wronged in one way or another and "striking a deal" with them
once it says "a deal's a deal", it's time to run

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2019-08-06

the DILOOPA goes up to scrooks and presents them a moral dilemma
if they choose an answer the DILOOPA isn't satisfied with, it carries it away to who knows where
this is even more mind-boggling when you consider DILOOPAS have a strictly plant-based diet

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2019-08-05

SMUSHIMS are super squishy and resilient, so much so that larger scrooks bounce on them to get up trees faster

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2019-07-18

i've been sorta trying to find links between the scrooks to piece together how they would have evolved
the result is four basic groups: DOOFS, IDIOTS, FREAKS, and WEIRDOS
putting them into groups is actually really hard since they're all so different but it works out i think

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2019-07-14

GROOGLA is a giant armored scrook that appears every hundred years or so to fight its arch nemesis, the SCRUZOON
they always stain the ocean orange when they show up

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2019-07-13

microscrooks, only visible to a trained eye
from left to right: SCRIPLOID, SPROTTID, GULPSIN, and SKINNY TOOG
don't eat them or you will have purple glittery poops for 3 days(not good)

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2019-07-12

in a perfect world, the EWW DISEASE wouldn't exist
but sometimes scrooks fall through the world and end up in EWW places that don't make sense
fun fact: you can avoid getting infected if you just bring a pack of cards with you, they can show you some cool magic tricks

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2019-07-10

a SCROLGE is the end result of a scrook that lives alone too long. their eyes bulge and they lose their form, and they become highly dangerous

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2019-07-06

two creatures: the large scaly SCRAMBERT being followed by the lowly oozing SCRINET
two of the earliest scrooks ever discovered

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2019-06-28

Scoobis. The Classic. Funny Scoobis Meme Lmao. Epic.
Progenitor of all Scrookind.

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2019-06-27

i just noticed i passed 500 followers... gotta say, its pretty cool
i figured i'll do something to celebrate; i contracted this man who says he has the magical ability to turn likes into little scrooks from the past
like this & you glimpse into the world a scrillion years ago....

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2019-06-27

Were you surprised (when you first read it) at BJR hitting Claire so viciously? And how did you like Claire's comeback?

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2019-05-20