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Johnny Depp survived through the power of default posing
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how the fuck did they get there other then "hey big reunion at the end"
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the local beachgoers are in shock as they hear the cries of "MY NET IS TOO HEAVY"
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aw hell yea, spunchbob mastered the surf and also Donkey Konga 2 on Gamecube
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"My final request: don't let DeviantART near this."
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"yeah, legal says I got at least another minute of lines to record to qualify for those promos"
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another question, was the "one of you will not return" line ACTUALLY used in commercials bc I aint seen NUTHIN' for proof on that yet and I gotta know
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getting mad Worthikids vibes from this guy now
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"clearly you are lacking in bitches, unlike those two over there"
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man johnny depp can sure do the flowrider at Kalahari without doing an embarassing belly flop like i did many a summer ago
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you know the more i remember this era of specials, the more i remember some of these guests' characters are basically when people draw super handsome fanart of celebs and imagine them in weird dream scenarios and you know what good for them
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random sidenote, but have y'all been to Volcano Bay in Orlando? Rad as FUCK waterpark, recommend checking out 10/10
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our heroes learn that the only one who can teach them at this point is God Himself
but Johnny Depp will be alright until then
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do like how they play around with the narrator a bit; part of why I'm a softie for this dumb special is the vibes of it, man
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our main marketable trio finds themselves now stranded on the Island of Redditors
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aw hell nah spunchbob and co got struck by the big wave
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