Like James, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Jerky Day!

How can one pump gas and not go in and grab a delicious beef jerky?

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Like Cesar, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National VCR Day!

VCR? The hell is that? Virtual Changing Reality?!?

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Like Barbara, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Yo-Yo Day!

Around the world? Walk-the-dog? Barbara can do them all!

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Like Kyle, I bet you didn't know that today is considered Hot Air Balloon Day!

How about you go grab your old one from the garage, dust it off, and light that baby up!

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Like Robert, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Cheese Day!

What's your favorite type of cheese? And don't say ham!

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Like Mike, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Donut Day!

What's better than a donut? I dare you to come up with an answer! I double dare you!

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Like The Nameless SME, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Rotisserie Chicken Day!

The only thing that he likes better than NFTs are rotisserie chicken!

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Like Karen, I bet you didn't know that today is considered Global Running Day!

An excellent opportunity for Karen to run as fast as she can to find the manager!

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Like James, I bet you didn't know that today is considered World No Tobacco Day!

There are better things than smoking, like...

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Like Peyton, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Water a Flower Day!

She loves flowers so so so much! But watering them? Ugh... they're so high maintenance!

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Like Cesar, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Paperclip Day!

You ever connect a hundred of them together and wear it as a necklace?!? ... yeah me neither... 😔

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Like Barbara, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Hamburger Day!

I don't need an excuse to eat a hamburger, but this day definitely helps make it easier!

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Like Kyle, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Sunscreen Day!

A golden tan can be achieved with the right sunscreen on a sunny day at the beach! 🏖️

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Like Robert, I bet you didn't know that today is considered World Dracula Day!

One of the most romantic characters in English Literature! 🧛

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Like Mike, I bet you didn't know that today is considered Towel Day!

Probably the most important day of your life!

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Like The Nameless SME, I bet you didn't know that today is considered National Escargot Day!

That's today! But eating snails should be an everyday thing!!! 🐌

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Like Karen, I bet you didn't know that today is considered World Turtle Day!

She complained to the Pet Shop Manager when they wouldn't give her Ninja Turtles... 🙄

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Like James, I bet you didn't know that today is considered World Goth Day!

No one knows this but back when James was a teen, he was gothic! Could TOTALLY picture him as a goth! Can't you?

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Like Peyton, I bet you didn't know that today is considered World Fiddle Day!

That's a cute little instrument isn't it?!? Maybe she'll take some lessons to learn how to play it!

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Like Cesar, I bet you didn't know that today is considered World Bee Day!

He once got in a fight with a bee who kept flying around him while he tried to lift weights!

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