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She’s nuts about this one kid inventor in town - it’s that Pigtail Girl! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson #fangirl
If you’re another one of those TV reporters you leave his house immediately - it’s Paula’s Dad! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson #dads
She’s busy whistling and taking care of these kids - it’s Paula’s Mom! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson #moms
When she grows up she wants to be juuuuust like Paula - it’s that Pink Dress Kid! #earthbound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson
She’d like to see the manager… outside - it’s a Cranky Lady! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson #karen
He loves his wares but he’s envious of the other table’s For Sale Sign - it’s that Bearded Vendor! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson #vendor
Her daughter is a famous singer a few towns over, but she can’t recall her stage name - it’s Venus’ Mom! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson #celebritymom
He always sees you walking around and he wants you to know it’s good for your health - it’s that Convertible Guy! #EarthBound #mother2 #nintendoswitchonline #twoson #chad
He’s pretty sure there’s a mushroom on his head - it’s that I ❤️ NY Guy! #EarthBound #mother2 #nintendoswitchonline #twoson #mushroomized
He’s all about peace, but today he chose violence - it’s a New Age Retro Hippie! #EarthBound #mother2 #nintendoswitchonline #twoson #toothbrush
He thinks there’s nothing wrong about calling your Mom when you’re homesick or running away when you’re scared - it’s that Cool Guy! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson
He’s heard a lot about a weird local guy that kidnapped a girl named Paula - it’s that Mohawk Man! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson #stinkysocks
He can’t believe how low you set the bike seat, Stubby Legs - it’s the Bike Shop Punk! #earthbound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson
He has a plethora of small platitudes to share with you - it’s that Business Man! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson
It’s spreading some spores and you’re starting to feel a little strange - it’s a Ramblin’ Evil Mushroom! #EarthBound #mother2 #NintendoSwitchOnline #twoson
something from a nostalgic game I hope people still remember lmao
#brothersataleoftwosons