"What's the matter? Have we run out of biscotti?"

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2020-07-16

"What's that squishy little thing at the next table?"

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2020-07-14

"Fitz isn't PURE evil... not, you know, QUITE 100%..."

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2020-07-09

"It's like a reinforced trailer for agoraphobes."

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2020-07-07

"I hosed her down, then sent her packing."

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2020-07-03

(Because Twitter's "schedule" option doesn't work how I thought it did)

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2020-07-01

"You've already ruined my life twice this year!"

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2020-06-25

"Friends don't napalm other friends"

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2020-06-24

"Poor is the triumph o'er the timid hare!" -James Thomson

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2020-06-23