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☠️ Rum is always a good option for drowning sorrows.
☠️ Always be respectful and obedient around them.
☠️ Lots of shiny treasures are necessary.
☠️ Honestly she will probably end up making you work for her as is pretty self reliant when it comes to care.
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•Brush Chest fur and Mohawk
•Provide shounen manga for reading
•Meat on the bone must be given 3 times a day
•Must converse with him minimum 2 times a day to show appreciation
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🌼 Give plenty of coffee and muffins every morning
🌼 Regular brushing and pets
🌼 Needs lots of space to explore
🌼 Loves flowers, so a garden plot is a must, but good luck keeping her out of the mud puddles
🌼 Take her on all the adventures with you
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🌸 Always be sure she has a blanket
🌸 Allow her to free roam on walks
🌸 Protect from loud noises
🌸 Mocha Frappes & Wawa Smoothies necessary
🌸 Provide a garden for her to tend to
🌸 Teach her things she doesn’t know about, and read interesting things to her
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🐺 -Need to have fresh food all the time ( Mostly meat amd fish )
🐺- A beer a day keep her at bay
🐺- all recliners are now hers no but about it
🐺- New video game at least once a week or WILL die of boredom
🐺- Box's of cigars must be in her View
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🗡 Make sure you feed them at least twice a day.
🗡 Scratching behind their ears might make their foot thump.
🗡 Bath this pupper and brush them lots; they like being clean!
🗡 Give them attention and Wi-Fi to keep them happy.
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🍍Will eat or drink just about anything with pineapples.
🌎Like to be taken on trips
💤Needs more than 8 hours sleep
☀️Prefers warm sunny weather
💕Loves to be cuddled every night
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✨ requires constant supply of flowers
✨ feisty - may need to be physically restrained
✨ shower with compliments (he's a pretty boy)
✨ keep well fed - diet consists of brownies, pancakes, cheesecake, wildflowers, pets, and sunlight
✨ handle with care
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🌱Needs tender loving care & attention.
🌱Sleeps best at the sound of rain & thunder in the distance.
🌱Read to her books of poetry.
🌱Loves a daily walk through a hushed forest.
🌱Doesn’t like to be alone.
🌱May need help coming out of her shell sometimes.
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🍕 Must feed pizza once a week
🍸 Hand her a glass of vodka if she looks grumpy
🍫 If the vodka doesn't work keep sweets on hand
🏢 Let her stomp buildings when frustrated
🖐️ Pet her at least once a day, she needs physical contact!
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🦎 Feed her at least 3 crickets every day
🦎 Handle her gently without crushing her
🦎 Let her draw every once in a while
🦎 Don't lose her (she's tiny!)
🦎 Don't give her too many sweets
🦎 Give her lots of head rubs
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🌕 diet consists of energy drinks and bread
🌖 environment should be kept at 70°F & below, can be let outside during fall & winter
🌗 requires daily nap
🌘 may be safely cohabited with rats
🌑 unstable when upset, give love and attention frequently
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🎮 always make sure tv is tuned to the right channel
🎮 do not leave in direct sunlight
🎮 only use official accessories
🎮 taking apart voids your warranty
🎮 stop pressing the buttons they don't do anything
🎮 unless it's the konami code
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- Needs plenty of attention, playtime and things to do
- Have food available at all times
- Must have a Draco nearby
- Best to be prepared for the sudden occurrence of fire
- Needs room to fly/play outside
⚠ If eyes are red and blue: Leave and see to tip 3 ⚠
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-Warm fireplace to sleep by is required
-Feed plenty of ghost peppers
-Let him nap on your lap, preferably to the sound of video games
-Do not call cute, or you will be killed
-Give him all the pets.
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🍁Provide ample alone time, closet space, and a large midi controller
🍁Do not expose to temperatures above 35°C
🍁Pat head frequently but don’t disturb the updo
🍁Offer emotional support during intimidating social interactions
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💙 Loves stupid antics to do online with friends
💚 Loves a nice cool cave to chill, watch comic book movies and play video games in
💙 Loves Lots of interactions with friends
💚 Loves attention but dosen't like to admit it
💙 Loves meeting new people
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🌱No need to feed everyday, but when you give food give a lot
🌱Night walks (only)
🌱Don't leave alone for long times
🌱Don't try to separate from their cat
🌱Give riddles
🌱Needs fresh water every day
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