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In 1843, while delirious from imbibing laudanum, metapsychical artist & poet Blake William beheld a vision of an anglepoise lamp, which he immediately patented.
In punishment for his hubris the Celestial Illuminati Alliance transformed him into the constellation “The Tiger”.
Decided to share some of my patented *H*O*T* *S*U*M*M*E*R* *L*O*O*K*S* with all you fortunate souls
In 1868 pioneering dentist & entrepreneur Dr Incisor invented & patented his “Amazing Motorised Dentures”.
The friction-driven engine inside the false-teeth was simultaneously their strongest & weakest feature, as before eating a servant was required to pull the starting cord.
Lenovo Z5 - no notch, no chin. 95% screen-to-body ratio. Coming this June.
Lenovo VP Chang Cheng's post claims that "four technological breakthroughs" and "18 patented technologies" were made for the phone.
Connor will always be there to doll out his patented combat tips!
The 1st Steam Man. in 1868 inventors Dederick & Grass of New Jersey invented & patented a "steam-powered humanlike robot designed to pull a cart." It was dressed as a man "so as not to frighten horses." The invention never took off but inspired Steam Sci-Fi fiction.
#Steampunk
first ever ipad doodle featuring my patented style inconsistencies wink wonk
Patented Sawyer burgers! Old family recipe.
@thatbilloakley #SteamedHams #TexasChainsawMassacre
The arrival of George Stephenson's patented travelling engines at the Hetton coal company staiths on the river Wear #onthisday 1822 #Sunderland #Wearside #railways
History: #CocaCola bottle patented in 1915 #Coke #VintagePoster #VintagePosters #vintage #poster #posters #graphics https://t.co/fErB8G506O
Day 286: Foghorn Beauregard Jeffhorn returns with another of his patented “whoopsie-daisy-forgot-em’s”. #resist #lockthemup #TheDailyDon
The first machine for making espresso was built and patented by Angelo Moriondo of Turin, Italy. >^..^<
Call 1-800-Dat-Snek to see if you quality as a cum geyser using out patented Cum-Geyser-Surveyance-Skills
https://t.co/vMnhg7qnfV
#York #blueplaque programme in August will see designer & architect Joseph Hansom recognised. The Hansom Cab a patented design in 19thC Eng
46 years ago today the computer mouse was patented. Anyone remember when they looked like this?! 👴 #ThrowbackThursday
The process for manufacturing viridian (transparent oxide of chromium) was patented in 1859 https://t.co/SjaC0nNO5v
His career in the bin, David Cameron turns to selling patented cooking utensils #piggate
For those who think I don't paint enough females!
New, with patented InvisiNip technology:
http://t.co/hTE1uw2zlW
Dieselbrain brings another piece of his patented Bellyzuri fetish to Sinner Gate, see it here: http://t.co/6EEAzESo3R