According to , the phrase of the day is, "I don't want a crime scene involving my testicles."

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I get the lack of pants, but why does lack of testicles? was a guy after all

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apparently theres new emojis to suggest shaving your testicles before getting a tan

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Check out my colourful new dudes 'Phlyk & Hurl' for latest ditty. Based entirely on my own testicles.

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Oh god, not the testicles (SFW) http://t.co/SsIIqtF3y1

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As he slid his meaty piss stick into my slut mouth, His testicles rested on my chin making me look like Peter Griffin.

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