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According to @Desupoyo, the phrase of the day is, "I don't want a crime scene involving my testicles."
I get the lack of pants, but why does #Doomsday lack of testicles? #GeneralZod was a guy after all #BatmanvSuperman
apparently theres new emojis to suggest shaving your testicles before getting a tan
Check out my colourful new dudes 'Phlyk & Hurl' for @OpposableGames latest ditty. Based entirely on my own testicles.
As he slid his meaty piss stick into my slut mouth, His testicles rested on my chin making me look like Peter Griffin.