Wwwwelp I kinda forgot that whole testicle skin wade has going and I'm not about to delete the post...

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when I was mutilated the reason given to me was . You remain virgin until you get married. Its preservation . Here is the thing. Have they taken his ballls (testicles)out so that he remains virgin. No. But me i get ripped apart and damaged for life .help me fight FGM

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And a freaking robo run, shaking his testicles (engine) it was 4 years ago!

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Sazae (turban shell sea snail): a delicacy in Japan. Sazae Oni is a shape-shifting supernatural seductress who boards&beds a ship-full of men, then robs them of their testicles. For gold one can buy his jewels. Testicles are called kin-tama: "golden balls" in JP

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People have been complaining that I cut the hearts out of the wrong side! Here are the corrected, heartless Trumps. Wow, Imagine if I was a surgeon, I'd be lopping off the wrong breast or testicle all the time. See more on my blog at:https://t.co/vMyZ7u9FfO

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Etyx shields her backside from an onslaught of clown testicles.

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Kickstarter: https://t.co/ApCylvavzw
Sazae-Oni: Pirates who rescued a woman from the sea vied for her attention, but soon found she was willing to have sex with all of them, cutting their testicles off afterwards.

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[🔴LIVE!] Decided to switch to Blitz the League II! Lets see if we can rupture someones testicle!

https://t.co/kKRGuCfY1p

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"Where are my testicles, Summer?"🐶

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No limits but found this so funny and amusing, a fight using gintokis testicles, why 😂
Poor Gintoki had his balls crushed

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Heh, i'm a Software Engineer automating away jobs, I just draw on toilet paper for fun, profit and Baby jesus' testicles.

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If someone told me 5 years ago this sweaty testicle would be Light I'd tell them to fuck right off.

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my fave is 'hi-protein yogurt for men'. Women were reported to grow testicles after eating it due to amount of added sugar.

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According to Gabe, Gonarch in Half-Life came to be when someone asked, "Why don't we put a giant testicle on a 20-foot-tall armored spider?"

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According to , the phrase of the day is, "I don't want a crime scene involving my testicles."

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I get the lack of pants, but why does lack of testicles? was a guy after all

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apparently theres new emojis to suggest shaving your testicles before getting a tan

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Check out my colourful new dudes 'Phlyk & Hurl' for latest ditty. Based entirely on my own testicles.

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Oh god, not the testicles (SFW) http://t.co/SsIIqtF3y1

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As he slid his meaty piss stick into my slut mouth, His testicles rested on my chin making me look like Peter Griffin.

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