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Why is it that @speakerpelosi is the one person this Bigot in Bronzer still hasn’t given a 3rd grade nickname to if not the realization one has met their superior? #trumpshutdown #magaisformorons #thedailydon
Dear Trump team: please keep having this thousand-year-old Gila monster death mask do interviews. He’s doing a bang up job for you. ✌️#trumpshutdown #magaisformorons #thedailydon
hello. I’ve been being an idiot moron in private and drew medea as a man.... mandea.... he’d be exactly the same, so he’s basically a degenerate
For Nathan Phillips, who I hope will be remembered long after these Kentucky Klan Kids recede back with their ideological ancestors to the ash heap of history. #magaisformorons #nathanphillips #thedailydon
ERA UMA VEZ EM QUE HAVIA LUZ NA MINHA VIDA
MAS AGORA EXISTE APENAS AMOR NA ESCURIDÃO
NADA QUE POSSA DIZER
UM ECLIPSE TOTAL DO CORAÇÃO.
SEU AMOR É COMO UMA SOMBRA SOBRE MIM
ESTOU SEMPRE NO ESCURO
ERA UMA VEZ EU ESTAVA ME APAIXONANDO
MAS AGORA ESTOU APENAS DESMORONANDO.
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Your friendly PSA that my book “The Daily Don: All The News That Fits Into Tiny, Tiny Hands” is coming out April 2 and available for preorder now! Treat yourself to some sad laughs! #books #magaisformorons #thedailydon
Day 719: As long as we’re all paying for a Russian asset’s inability to seal a single deal, we might as well pay for his wall fetish I guess. #magaisformorons #worstpresidentever #thedailydon
Day 718: Meanwhile, as this asshat asset treats 800K+ federal workers and their families like the contractors who did surprise pro bono work for him...#magaisformorons #lockthemup #trumpcrimefamily #thedailydon
Day 717: When a lifetime of craven criminality is about to catch the fuck up with you with an avalanche of investigations, you gotta play the only card you’ve got and lie through those pinched calamari lips. #magaisformorons #thedailydon
In Smash Ultimate, Robin does not have a Levin Sword equipped when he first spawns. What kind of moron goes into battle without a weapon??
It’s, “I would *HAVE* come and seen you.” And not, “I would *OF* come...” How are you, as (an adult) person who can read and reason, think that the latter makes any sense?
(Also...why is there more and more of this level of micro-moron happening?)
Here’s “Orion”.
Day 712: In which every cockroach hates the cold light of congressional oversight. #magaisformorons #thedailydon
Repost from last year but pretty much accurate for any point during this toddlerman’s tantrum-y tenure. #magaisformorons #repost #thedailydon
Day 704: In which this gang of shitbirds wrap up another year waging a war on Christmas. And immigrants. Mostly immigrants. #magaisformorons #thedailydon