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23,034 slaps can cook a chicken!

This is something that cannot be practically done in real life, but under the laws of physics, if referring to an average human slap (11 m/s), 23,034 average slaps will be needed to cook a chicken.

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2020-03-22

Pretend..?! Whatever do you mean?! Are you saying the Marvel characters are NOT adhering to the laws of physics and reality...?! Surely you jest..!! 🤔😉 !

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2020-03-21

Libertarian thread: Which laws seem unnecessary now that we're in a pandemic?

Reply 1: Taxes!
Reply 2: Anti-gouging laws!

Me: Oh, I see! It's a comedy thread! Ah haha! That's a good one.

0 4
2020-03-19

Road laws become road suggestions when nobody can catch you 🚀

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2020-03-19

My in-laws dog Moby, and my parents dog Baxter. painted by me!

0 2
2020-03-19

Petty and Bertha, they're my OCs set in a monster world where monsters just living their lives, they have laws and stuffs but things happen and these girls are there to fix it up
p.s. they're also girlfriends

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2020-03-18

Due to the outbreak
Laws passed to build new workforce
Synthetic humans

(due)

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2020-03-17

THEIR MARRIAGE IS SO POWERFUL IS TRESPASSING THE LAWS OF REALITY https://t.co/aeUjfmhBHl

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2020-03-16

I doodled the bees' future!!
Bailey fully transitions and gets a stinger, marries A'shadieeyah and Luca is actually less chaotic than now but still with disrespect for how the laws work because Luca. Still loves Minecraft, too.

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2020-03-14

The Polyhedron! An engineering marvel, defying the laws of physics. A structure conceived of a miracle, raising countless questions about its very existence

61 119
2020-03-14

🚗 New proposals to tackle have been set out today by Transport Secretary,

👩‍🦼🚶‍♀️ Clear pavements need clear laws.
👩‍🦯🚶🏿 We need a nationwide default ban.

Our full comment ➡️https://t.co/lg9b3kSwHh

128 255
2020-03-12

❝Sorry, mister, but even the Ammo Baron follows the aviation laws here in Sequin Land!❞

❝Scuttle town is a no fly zone. You're coming with me. I'll let you call Lady Palutena when we get to the station.❞ https://t.co/SWrqoCS1tz

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2020-03-12

Myan & Cen, two dermgs from alpha draconis

One is by all television laws a total dummy and sabotager of their plans. The other is on the left.

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2020-03-12

Only my own country Japan violates the laws of mathematics
why

0 0
2020-03-10

Rishi Sunak ominously proclaimed: ''We will re-examine human rights laws''

The Tories are looking to tear up your rights - in order to profit the rich!

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2020-03-08

Future in-laws (?) 🖕☕️😊


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2020-03-08

Evelyn is a space ranger, she works with Ness! She keeps space laws in order, she finds their old space equipment goofy. She loves doing brain teasers in her free time, she thinks they will keep her wits up.

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2020-03-05

When you read some book and it explained the truth behind the laws of physics you've learnt from highschool.

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2020-03-05