We cancel our family vacation with my in-laws to prevent exposing them to the Coronavirus. As it turns out , they already had it! Luckily they both survived it.

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New show!

🦕 A friendship that defies the laws of the universe: a dinosaur and a fashionista!

Follow their amusing day-to-day in Gal & Dino, starting April 4th on Wakanim.

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daddypigjockstraps
sideefect may include some/all of the following:
hypersalivation
hair loss
rapid hair growth
rapid weight gain
spontaniuos localised skin pigmentation
increased labido
mental change
increased appetite
fundimental changes of phisical laws (magic)
and itchieness

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two of those sisters are actually in-laws but that doesn't stop them from being pesky haters.

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I had to bend the laws of physics to redo this one

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and so...
the パレオ squad is complete
everyone now has Pareo's default pink-blue hair, the laws said so
here they all are again (1/2)

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they call this guy a man of the law and laws were meant to be broken so get that tight hole over here

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New shirt design! The three laws of fandom up on

https://t.co/RzoTzIM1dz

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Ain’t no laws when it’s about claws🌊🌊🌊
Shot by Me 📸

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luffys dressrosa shirts probs my fave too it tooks good on him, and obviously shits gonna go down soon with doflamingos family was taken down, im wondering what laws gonna do with the straw hats next tho after this i know hes still a big player involved with them SAME WITH SABO

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I get a lot of comments/ Dm's about service dog laws in regards to my Service Sprouts. I promise I know them extremely well! I am a service dog handler and trainer 🌱🐩
Service Sprouts promote and educate about real service animals

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Saint Oscar Romero: "Christianity is not a collection of truths to be believed, or laws to be obeyed, or prohibitions. All of that makes it very distasteful. Christianity is a person, one who loved us so much, one who calls for our love. Christianity is Christ."

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Ness and Evelyn spend a lot of time working together. They are both space rangers, and make sure no one is breaking space laws. They work together great as a team!

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https://t.co/KAvgpbRHP5

I've been following this for 10 years, and it has almost never missed an update. If you don't know what this comic strip is, you are missing out. Magic vs Technology, Fiction vs Reality. Did I mention it also follows the laws of FFXIV's aether?

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in 1905, the great French novelist died.

Think about this:

"We cannot prevent equilibrium from producing its effects. We may brave human laws, but we cannot resist natural ones."

[From 'Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea' (1870)]


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🎆 To go against the laws of nature. . . 🎆

🧬 ɴ/sғᴡ (ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ).
🧬 7 ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏғ ʀᴘ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ.
🧬 ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ ʀᴘ.
🧬 ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʟᴀʏғᴜʟ.
🧬 ɪɴᴄʀᴇᴅɪʙʟʏ ᴀᴛʜʟᴇᴛɪᴄ.

RT + ♥️?

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23,034 slaps can cook a chicken!

This is something that cannot be practically done in real life, but under the laws of physics, if referring to an average human slap (11 m/s), 23,034 average slaps will be needed to cook a chicken.

Read more: https://t.co/4hPTn24hHJ

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GRAPHIC: A live coverage of the March 21st, 1960 Sharpeville Massacre, where apartheid South African Police killed 69 Africans and injured 182 others for protesting pass laws—requiring African persons over 16 years old to mandatorily carry passbooks to access the cities.

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Pretend..?! Whatever do you mean?! Are you saying the Marvel characters are NOT adhering to the laws of physics and reality...?! Surely you jest..!! 🤔😉 !

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Libertarian thread: Which laws seem unnecessary now that we're in a pandemic?

Reply 1: Taxes!
Reply 2: Anti-gouging laws!

Me: Oh, I see! It's a comedy thread! Ah haha! That's a good one.

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