"But I wanted to be the Queen of Hearts."

0 6
2020-06-19

"Because there's more to life than Catherine Zeta Jones!"

0 5
2020-06-12

"...but that's my 'inner dad' speaking."

0 2
2020-06-09

"You could be slightly more helpful!"

0 5
2020-06-07

"Small cute furry creature + room full of fur devotees = TROUBLE"

0 4
2020-06-04

"Having a moral conscience is SO '90s!"

0 2
2020-05-31

"While it was impounded the military fixed it so it can't be fired."

0 6
2020-05-29

"Just look at my exemplary war record!"

1 3
2020-05-27