When you were supposed to cook the rice an hour ago and you hear yo mom come home

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When you're hurt and your friend asks "Are You Okay?" and you say "yes." Meanwhile you're like this:

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Family: She`s quiet.
Friends: Why are you always so quiet!
Teacher: Quiet student. Needs to talk more.

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1 piece chicken and chips being £3

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when you can't find ur glasses but u need ur glasses to find your glasses.

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Eye doctor: Read as much as you can
Me: E.
Eye doctor:
Me:
Eye doctor: That's it??

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Eye doctor: Read as much as you can
Me: E.
Eye doctor:
Me:
Eye doctor: That's it??

2717 1684

When the only person you're comfortable talking to is absent so you're alone in class

1326 2005

ce genre de groupe qui détruisait tes relations parce que tu choisissais tjrs la même que ta pote

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sitting on one of these in year 6 and feeling like royalty looking down at all the peasants

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These tweets are comedy 😂😂

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When your straight friend joking did something "gay" to you but you lowkey want more

1000 1894

😂😂😂😂 you had to get goneeeee

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inspired by my daughter I still love her even though she is a

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