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WHERE is sage. I NEED a digital microwave for this digital ramen!!
… I’m hungy boy.
marketable plushie to put in the microwave and grip with an excessive amount of force
Total Precipitable Water data from satellite microwave sensors shows significant tropical moisture wrapping into Subtropical Storm #Nicole while a long #AtmosphericRiver stretches toward #Alaska. https://t.co/RXmC5iVPZo
microwave: beeps
me, choking on my tears: PLEASESTOP I DONT KNOW WFOR HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN GO ON- its just my nuggets
how he looks at me before i throw him on my microwave on high for two and a half minutes https://t.co/z7Gdd61mNM
im gonna shove them in a microwave /pos
- rts appreciated !
#byler #StrangerThings
I rotate these two ships in my head like baked potatoes in a microwave /pos https://t.co/2xyaED75ui
Me, after receiving homemade soup from coworker: I should probably use the microwave for this before I leave.
(Other) Coworker: Don't you know how to cook? You can just warm it up on the stove
Me: Nah ofc I know how to cook. But this is called depression-- I can't be bothered
@shareocs Hillevi has been a professional chef more than once in her life. Douchenugget can handle simple campfire meals. Myfawny can boil water. Aaron can microwave stuff. Mag & Gertrude cook all the time together
Corpse microwave with fishnets 🖤✨️
@CORPSE @Corpse_Husband
#CORPSE #corpsehusband #corpsehusbandfanart #corpsefanart #corpsetwt
⚠️☢️ OUR ARMY EXPANDS☢️⚠️
Last up for the day is @FYA_ON_FIRE, suggested by @lemonss34!
This moth sure is feisty and fiery, sure hope they don't overheat! (they probably work great as a microwave though)! Fellow protogens beware... 😈
Synth Moth Base is made by @fluffylunarii
I like Crossovers. :)
(Tho these are all Dave Microwaves Games Crossovers lol)
Popkernel are popcorn monsters with explosive tempers. The punches of a Popkernel are as hot at the microwave it was born in.