# nicole atmosphericriver alaska byler strangerthings fengqing tgcf muqing fengxin

would you stick my magnetic feet to your fridge/oven/microwave/tv/roof of your car? 🥺🥺🥺 (art by the wonderful )

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2022-11-17

one day ill learn to take boiling hot soup out of the microwave while wearing gloves but today is not tha tday

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2022-11-15

Mariah Carey is defrosting in the microwave at rapid speed.
Soon she will unleash her unforgiving wrath upon us all.

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2022-11-13

WHERE is sage. I NEED a digital microwave for this digital ramen!!

… I’m hungy boy.

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2022-11-10

marketable plushie to put in the microwave and grip with an excessive amount of force

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2022-11-10

Omg my arrived and I just felt like my brain got microwaved AGAIN /pos. Thank you!!

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2022-11-08

Total Precipitable Water data from satellite microwave sensors shows significant tropical moisture wrapping into Subtropical Storm while a long stretches toward https://t.co/RXmC5iVPZo

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2022-11-08

microwave: beeps
me, choking on my tears: PLEASESTOP I DONT KNOW WFOR HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN GO ON- its just my nuggets

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2022-11-07

how he looks at me before i throw him on my microwave on high for two and a half minutes https://t.co/z7Gdd61mNM

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2022-11-04

why the hell she looks like this im going to put her on a microwave

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2022-11-01

i am putting him in a microwave

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2022-10-31

im gonna shove them in a microwave /pos
- rts appreciated !

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2022-10-31

At least he didn’t microwave mayo? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Also, for my irls if you recognize my kitchen, no you don’t. 🔪

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2022-10-30

they are waiting to be microwaved btw

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2022-10-30

WE GOT TO INS-TALL MICROWAVE OVENS; CUSTOM KITCHEN DELIVERIES

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2022-10-28

I rotate these two ships in my head like baked potatoes in a microwave /pos https://t.co/2xyaED75ui

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2022-10-28

Me, after receiving homemade soup from coworker: I should probably use the microwave for this before I leave.

(Other) Coworker: Don't you know how to cook? You can just warm it up on the stove

Me: Nah ofc I know how to cook. But this is called depression-- I can't be bothered

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2022-10-28

Hillevi has been a professional chef more than once in her life. Douchenugget can handle simple campfire meals. Myfawny can boil water. Aaron can microwave stuff. Mag & Gertrude cook all the time together

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2022-10-28