WHERE is sage. I NEED a digital microwave for this digital ramen!!

… I’m hungy boy.

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marketable plushie to put in the microwave and grip with an excessive amount of force

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Omg my arrived and I just felt like my brain got microwaved AGAIN /pos. Thank you!!

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Total Precipitable Water data from satellite microwave sensors shows significant tropical moisture wrapping into Subtropical Storm while a long stretches toward https://t.co/RXmC5iVPZo

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microwave: beeps
me, choking on my tears: PLEASESTOP I DONT KNOW WFOR HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN GO ON- its just my nuggets

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how he looks at me before i throw him on my microwave on high for two and a half minutes https://t.co/z7Gdd61mNM

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why the hell she looks like this im going to put her on a microwave

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i am putting him in a microwave

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im gonna shove them in a microwave /pos
- rts appreciated !

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At least he didn’t microwave mayo? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Also, for my irls if you recognize my kitchen, no you don’t. 🔪

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WE GOT TO INS-TALL MICROWAVE OVENS; CUSTOM KITCHEN DELIVERIES

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I rotate these two ships in my head like baked potatoes in a microwave /pos https://t.co/2xyaED75ui

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Me, after receiving homemade soup from coworker: I should probably use the microwave for this before I leave.

(Other) Coworker: Don't you know how to cook? You can just warm it up on the stove

Me: Nah ofc I know how to cook. But this is called depression-- I can't be bothered

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Hillevi has been a professional chef more than once in her life. Douchenugget can handle simple campfire meals. Myfawny can boil water. Aaron can microwave stuff. Mag & Gertrude cook all the time together

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⚠️☢️ OUR ARMY EXPANDS☢️⚠️
Last up for the day is , suggested by !

This moth sure is feisty and fiery, sure hope they don't overheat! (they probably work great as a microwave though)! Fellow protogens beware... 😈

Synth Moth Base is made by

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I like Crossovers. :)

(Tho these are all Dave Microwaves Games Crossovers lol)

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Popkernel are popcorn monsters with explosive tempers. The punches of a Popkernel are as hot at the microwave it was born in.

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. 『電子レンジ 爆発卵』
(Microwave Oven Exploding Eggs)

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