I'm a dragon that follow the laws of thermodynamics! 🐉

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There’s still a few tickets available for Comedy at the Barn this Friday night with Glenn Moore, Annie McGrath and Stuart Laws. Call 01580 762334 to book your places. Find out more >> https://t.co/KxVyzMxi4c

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"Everything is temporary. Every hard week at work, every hellish project, or stressful trip to the in-laws, it will pass. You are resilient, and you can ride this wave knowing it will wash on shore to the sandy beach eventually." ~Anonymous https://t.co/PwZjyXhHRF

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'Nephilim'.

He's not an angel, nor a demon. Dark and grim. Spawn of fallen angels. Inflamed by lust and unatural temptations. In their pride they bent laws of all creation.

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The laws of physics don't apply to goats...

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No one really knows his name since he doesn't talk much. But Briseis calls him, Silent Bob. He's a Tiefling with a heart of tarnished gold. Nothing will stand between him and justice. Not even laws.

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Ex-girlfriends turned Sister-in-laws

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Immigrants, women, protesters, laws...
Is there anything Republicans AREN'T afraid of?

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shits been tough lately personally and i don't think it helps that i use twitter the most as social media as of late, and it's just full of negative things and horrible laws being passed and etc etc so i can't feel any relief on here

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The Express Chambers with the decorative faces of the liberal politicians Cobden, Gladstone, and Bright, emphasising the Nottingham Express’s (1860-1918) liberal politics and opposition to the Corn Laws

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Robby the Robot - Three Laws by Samuel Ho

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So the in-laws had to put down one of their dogs yesterday. It really breaks my heart since she’s been in my life for 6 years as well. But she is in a better place now and don’t have to be in pain anymore. Rest In Peace Candy you are gonna be so missed 🍭 ❤️💖

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the introduction of our PLAY AUSTRIA members continues! is a collaboration of polish and austrian indie devs re. restrictive abortion laws in poland. yes games can be so much more than fun.
https://t.co/24PKaJcprb

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A new self-portrait for 2019... a little late but whatevs at leAST I'M HERE OK
i liked playing around with the color and shadows as if laws of nature didn't exist lmao what do y'all think?

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1/2💖Utero Chan is here to help fight for reproductive rights!💖 50% of funds from purchases will be donated to ACLU, an organization that helps fight against laws that restrict women’s reproductive rights

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if I see one more fuCKING “close your legs” comment in response to the INSANE anti abortion laws I’m gonna LOSE IT EVEN MORE THAN I ALREADY AM!!!!!!!!!!!

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Im in a trolling mood today, sorry my dear discord; also gonna modify the rules soon, from 12 dictorial laws to 3 compact commandments

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I'd like to keep this account open and friendly as possible but with current laws and stuff, the government is starting a war on woman. And it's a war I will fight, and I will protect my fellow woman and girls safety at whatever cost.

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リゼルグおめでとー!!🎂🎉💕
本当に天使!この一言に尽きる😇😇
葉くん達と居た時もX-LAWSに居た時も全部好き😍😍
明日はスコーンカレンズ作るぞー!

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Ginga: The laws of this world doesn't apply to me.

Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION!

(Couldn't stop thinking about this joke)

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