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I'm going crazy during the #blaseball siesta so I present a sleepy Richmond Harrison, the @MoistTalkers biggest, goodest boy.
the elusive philling of the philly pies allegedly switches the baseball pants for hotpants and high heels on a night out after matches, but all who claim to have taken pictures of it have mysteriously never been seen again...
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the breckenridge jazz hands have been using the offseason to train new mascot costumers! their suits even have motorized shakers for “enhanced jazz simulation”
unrelated news: trainee turnover reaches all time high after yet another newcomer has spine shaken out #blaseball
Folks in the Kansas City Breath Mints Discord channel were talking abt wrestling n someone compared Axel Cardenas to @orangecassidy n I just KNEW I HAD TO DRAW IT 🍊🍗
“Axel is too cool for #blaseball. He bats one handed, with his right hand in the pocket of his skinny jeans.”
REST IN VIOLENCE
(feat. coincidental paula turnip)
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hello blaseball fans! here is nolanestophia patterson, batter for the philly pies and famous for her unique batting stance where she perches on top of a scratching post. she's also known for chewing and scratching the shit out of her bats. #blaseball
Commission for @tmhector of the ever changing but always gloriously haired Baby Urlacher! Go Firefighters! They’re from Chicago! #blaseball
A sketch of Alaynabella Hollywood. Stare in to the sun. #Blaseball #HellmouthSunbeams
Blaseball card comm! Boston's favorite pitcher, light in the dark, and scented oil being, @OwenPicklestein!!
LOML MS BALTIMORE CRABS SUTTON DREAMY !!
#blaseball @blaseballcomms @BlaseballCrabs