Me: *finishes eating* :( I think my tummy is not doing good.
Friend: why what’s wrong?
Me: I need to poop
Friend: oh, but that’s as intended. It’s working properly—
My bro: Yeah, but she just pooped

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Tsumugi’s cards only come in 3 types to me:
1. Radiant, beautiful, quietly self-confident
2. Danganronpa sprite poses
3. the Golf Card With the Poop Ice Cream
4. begone thot

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The park was a muddled prison, a place you attended on Easter to experience broken toes & near-disembodied screeches that bring your thoughts to banshees—but the little ones' chocolate-smeared grins were worth it.
"Mommy, I fell in poop."
𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕.

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I’m a little w/e on the sadness clouds, but there are mandatory poop jokes now, so can’t complain

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It was so funny lmao she doesnt give a poop

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Which unpopular D&D monster are you?
-Gelatinous Cube: Soft-spoken, tireless, always keeping to yourself
-Rust Monster: Destroys stuff just by touching it, no one’s happy to see you
-Otyugh: Greatest joy in life is eating trash
-Roper: Needy, awkward, looks kinda like poop

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entry for a dtiys held by @/clowndots on Ig!! here’s da full cus ig posted dis w poop quality 😍😍

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thinks how quite a few friends gravitated to satomi when I showed them stpri
me: introduces him
also me: mentions the poop jokes

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Eleguana looks like poop with corn in it.

now you can't unsee.

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My internet was poop so i couldn't stream... I got my first simple chibi for my stream done! haha One more to go!

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2020 in the hq fandom started with oihina slav squatting in front of a poop shaped sand castle, i couldn’t have asked for more

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text from hinata : im looking forward for this year too

yamaguchi : it is not good using sand to make it
tsukki : their "it is well made right?" face irked me
yachi : their sitting pose also not good
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then
kageyama : why did they make a poop?

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