hes texting me the morning after he absolutely fucked my brains out and hes asking if i want anything from mcdonalds

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we've finally got a potato-kun!! dating mc at mcdonalds(?) //ugly scream
(character's not mine)

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She didn't get her mcdonalds. She bite.

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I just want everyone to know it’s cheaper to buy two dollar Cheeseburgers at than it is to buy a Double Cheesburger. And you get like 75% more food.

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I used to think creating McDonalds themed alter egos was a waste of time, but here we are! Ep 58!
https://t.co/dYtqi9e0j8

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that hidious mcdonalds mascot could have looked lovely if they did the design a lil differently imo

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“Would you like some fries with that?” 🍟

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McDonald’s creative agency, TBWA, has consolidated 50 striking posters made by talents from its offices around the world that pay homage to the ‘Big Mac’ and illustrate the things that have come and gone since its introduction.

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Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your McOrder

McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you don't have to put Mc in front of words

Me: Oh ok *turns to customer* welcome to Donalds

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here's my
I'm a mcdonalds type specialist. Also fairy & bug.

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day 98

priest (of mcdonalds)

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Tell you what: at out McDonalds, those who smoke get 2x5 minutes of breaks throughout the day, on top of their lunchbreaks. Those who don't smoke... good for them.

And then I have to listen to like, 16-17 year olds whining that they NEED a smoke.

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Et cette fusion, elle est canon ou elle est pas canon ?

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wow gotta love the new granblue mcdonalds promotion i

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when McDonalds gets Jalter's order wrong

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me as a kid: "mom can we go to mcdonalds???"
my mom: "you got mcdonalds money?!"
me:

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