A loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, a stick of butter
A loaf of milk, a gallon of butter, a stick of bread
a loaf of Mommy's milk, a gallon of lube, a stick of pleasure
(after a few more loops)
a slutty cow, wet and dripping, with a vibrating wand

https://t.co/4B6a5tedmu

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Some more of my Zombie/Ghoul OC Aulxxn (she has to drink a gallon of blood each day to keep her body from rotting)

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She’s been drinking my Coke and she’s on her 10th 5 Gallon jug~she’s massive and a tease~

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Someone spilt 5 gallons of milk in the fridge

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"Sup. My name's Sharkeisha, but your bitch just calls me Sharky."

♠️An arrogant half-shark high-school student that's the star basketball player and star breeder.
♠️She's legal.
♠️Open to extreme/filth kinks.
♠️She cums gallons at a time and can be a very rough lover.

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I must know. What is the secret of sweet tea in Georgia? Normally I'm sort of meh on sweet tea, but whatever black magic or alien super-drug is added in Georgia compels me to need it in ever increasing gallons. I fear the withdrawal when I return may destroy me.

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Still available

asep the gallon boyz
hes there to quench your thirst

collect now for : 0.36 tez
https://t.co/OEkVGr0C8R

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A glow from the summon gates and from the doorways a blue wolf dashes out:
Jon Talbain (Gallon)
"I have accepted the beast within me, but I will bare my fangs if you have ill intentions!”
Who will be summoned next?

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This bad boy comes equipped with a 1914cc engine and gets about 1871 miles to the gallon. Only weighs about 1815 pounds as well!

https://t.co/DORwbF71NT

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Second observation: gas is $4.65 a gallon now

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ON SALE TODAY.

The Hero Trade: PASSIVE / AGGRESSIVE

The Watch is headed to Russia — with $8.8 billion reasons to kill every last member of the Russian hacking farm —and justice will be measured in broken bones and gallons of blood!

Did you pick up your copy?

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Tell them to put on Gang-Plank Gallon Ultimate Remix

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Lemonade.

To a gallon of spring water add cinnamon & cloves, plenty of orange & lemon juice, & a bit of the peel of each; sweeten well, & whisk it with the whites of 6 eggs, & the yolk of one, give it a boil, & let it simmer for 10 minutes, run through a jelly bag & cool.

1805

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about to stay up way past her bedtime and consume 5 gallons of spaghetti

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Destroyed planet vegeta, killed all the air nomads, finished all the milk and put the gallon back in the fridge, commits tax fraud, what more can I say

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3 MORE PERVS have been claimed!

SLOB - Octopus619
GLOSSOM - Ha-Remy
And GALLON! - M1chael

2 new perv owners unlocked 🔐

Phase 2 looming

Let’s go!!!

Congrats to all!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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its weird how cows always seem so unprepared for when their chest gets filled with gallons of milk all at once
Commission completed for !

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