When someone accidentally puts a 't' at the end of it and you become the son of god.

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my parents when I came out to them

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New York sketch artist illustrates the life of a south asian girl: https://t.co/KXnND0ltR4

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"Read louder, I can't hear"

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When you were supposed to cook the rice an hour ago and you hear yo mom come home

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When you're hurt and your friend asks "Are You Okay?" and you say "yes." Meanwhile you're like this:

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Family: She`s quiet.
Friends: Why are you always so quiet!
Teacher: Quiet student. Needs to talk more.

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I couldn't afford a bike

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1 piece chicken and chips being £3

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when you can't find ur glasses but u need ur glasses to find your glasses.

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Did you know glasses use to be a total status symbol? Read all about it: http://t.co/fDxob8sJne

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Eye doctor: Read as much as you can
Me: E.
Eye doctor:
Me:
Eye doctor: That's it??

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