The greatest toy salesman in the world babeyyyyy [#genshinimpact ]

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Three zombies walked into a bar! Yeah, that’s it - it was a metal bar and they got stuck. Sorry, were you hoping for something funny? Then read ‘The Meaning? Sneakers & Creepers’ free on KU https://t.co/jfA6Fl0Y2V

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Three zombies walked into a bar! Yeah, that’s it - it was a metal bar and they got stuck. Sorry, were you hoping for something funny? Then read ‘The Meaning? Sneakers & Creepers’ free on KU https://t.co/jfA6Fl0Y2V

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I've worked a weird career path. Campaign staffer to government worker to salesman back to campaign hack to shipbuilder to guy who pretends to be a pirate on the Internet. What did you do before web3?

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Finally a reference for The Flesh Salesman!
Apologies if it’s a little shoddy

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Sebastian- The best sweets salesman turned evil. He’s got a major sweet tooth and can turn anything/anyone into anything he wants he usually turns people into food and then kidnap them as a part of his sweets collection

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I think I committed a crime... anyways Prince but as a funky salesman yahoo

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Bored with your humdrum daily life? Need some fun time and adventure? Read “And the Salesman Came to Town” and fight the devil! WARNING - just don’t plan on winning! Laugh and be bad - for free on KU! https://t.co/i80VtiCEaN

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Bored with your humdrum daily life? Need some fun time and adventure? Read “And the Salesman Came to Town” and fight the devil! WARNING - just don’t plan on winning! Laugh and be bad - for free on KU! https://t.co/i80VtiCEaN

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THEYRE ALMOST ONE IN THE SAME THGAHJEHJKGHJKAHJKKUAGHITUAHOUEGHKUJ THEYRE BOTH WHITE BRUNETTES HHEHGHKL

letf is my boyfriend and right is the salesman

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Jim with all respect I'm sure you know those people who act virtuous, are really lower than snakes trying to gain either profit or dependence like a Televangelist, a Snake Oil Salesman, or a false prophet, these people are practically wolves in sheep clothing. You are smarter. https://t.co/vpSV78dQjU

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Three zombies walked into a bar! Yeah, that’s it - it was a metal bar and they got stuck. Sorry, were you hoping for something funny? Then read ‘The Meaning? Sneakers & Creepers’ free on KU https://t.co/jfA6Fl0Y2V

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Do you like to be a little wicked? Do you find being a little bad fun? Then read ‘And the Salesman Came to Town’, - you can be wicked and laugh for free on KU! So, good is bad - Right? Oh, you know what I mean! https://t.co/i80VtiCEaN

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Three zombies walked into a bar! Yeah, that’s it - it was a metal bar and they got stuck. Sorry, were you hoping for something funny? Then read ‘The Meaning? Sneakers & Creepers’ free on KU https://t.co/jfA6FliyUt

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Conscience definition: devil on my left shoulder, on the right my angel’s out on a coffee break. Read ‘And the Salesman Came to Town’ and you can read and misbehave for free with KU So bad is therefore good, right?! https://t.co/i80VtiCEaN

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and take a trip to the mall. (Toriel would definitely not be okay with Kris hanging out with a forty something car salesman and a criminal clown man)

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Decided to include another Osokun character in TIH, this being the Shinigami Salesman from Osokun. He goes by the name Kiritsu here.

I lowkey think of him as the Doma of the series too.

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Caption Contest Cartoon by Ellis Rosen
The CartoonStock Caption Contest https://t.co/DlRXHL86Y5

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