Having hiccups is the fastest way to make me not want to have hiccups anymore.

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I wish my life had background music, so I could understand what on earth is going on!

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💌 Remember the time when you leave your crush a love song you play on the guitar on their voice mail?

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My kid ate yesterday's avocado out 👏🏻 of 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 trash 👏🏻 can 👏🏻 ———————————————
https://t.co/KNtJMkEyFE

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Ppl at the top aren't worthier than you. They just think they are https://t.co/rMP5o8kT2d

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A screenshot of something that didn't quite work but I like it anyway
https://t.co/0zRG5eo6Vu

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"Historia basada en hechos reales
-¿Te ha llamado?
-No."#ModernLove

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