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Just tapped He-Man on the shoulder to remind him that he's a massive fucking twat.
uploading this here late because i'm a twat but AAAAHHH KRYSTAL HAPPY BIRTH @bmarbz
Dear Britain PLEEEEEEEZE vote #Remain. Don't leave us in the hands of this twat (yes...#Boris, the one on the bike)
Self portrait bc I haven't done one in forever. Also I look like a twat on at least a weekly basis.
"For f**k's sake, don’t make that fat twat look like Messi!".. Struggles of a football dad » https://t.co/90XNdWeLps
Paleo Pete was being more of an intolerable smug twat that usual.
#bacongate
@GusTheFox one for your collection. Twat x