You should avoid drinking Human beer, someone is going to have to remember the way home tonight

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As the nights begin to draw in, your Human will develop a need to draw a jumper

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What your Human fails to understand is that you wanted to go outside with them

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All Humans are created equal, but Humans with dog snacks are more equal than others

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Some days you just have to accept that your Human is working to pay for your dog food

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