In OTHER news it turns out my random assortment of Teeth and my still regenerating tongue can REALLY feel lemon juice!
& spicy chicken wings Don't cancel it~
I can feel my body hating me but DAMN
So
good
Besides, If i get sick its negative calories lmao
Aye
I'm an impulsive idiot

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Calorin the Zangoose

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It's Sunday and let's dedicate this day for Mixology!

Let's make Martini!

3 Fluid Ounces of Gin
1 Fluid Ounces of Dry Vermouth
1 cup Ice Cube
3 Olives

Nutrition Facts Per Serving:
255 calories; protein 0.2g; carbohydrates 4.8g; fat 1.6g; sodium 134.2mg

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Made a pixel fanart of based on her Calorie-Mate animation "Susume (Onwards), Karolina!" https://t.co/0QHqRpZfZF (Turn on CCs for her narration!)

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" I should have ordered 3 more boxes...huff. Those walks to the entrance make me lose calories... HMMFF..must get BIGGER" 🍩🐰

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I hope that fam doesn't care about stacking calories that much since is here to airdrop you guys some ChickenJoy all the way from the Philippines to celebrate ' 40k followers on Twitter!

Definitely "bida and saya!"

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all the calories go to ur ginormous butt 😋

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watch out girls! those energy drinks have a lot of calories!

commission for fatblack on patreon

patreon- https://t.co/ir7ziFVaCq

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Tis the season to celebrate the true meaning of Xmas. Cookies; Eggnog; and being stuffed senselessly by your wolfhusband masquerading as Santa. He did the math on how many calories it will take for me to fly around the world and he wants to make sure I have enough! @\devilishfood

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Yeah...no. I had to have burned so many calories from cumming. I'm hungrier than a dragon at a Micro convention...

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Sudden Eng Introduction(6)🌟

mascot of Branch-X-142 , Melendez
a happy and active young man, who always wants to eat calorie-rich food
almost half illiterate. He doesn't understand complex sentences very well, and can hardly read long articles.
it has to do with his origin.

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Colored sketch commission for High_Calorie_Sand! Poor Rosa's tummy is absolutely insatiable, a full meal and still not anywhere close to satisfied! :3c

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Deku has been getting pumped full with calories for a while and Bakugo has ran out of patience. He is taking matters into his own hands.

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MinmoZibang has had there mind feeding frenzied by the lusciously large ...

An unending appetite echoes within him and can only be satisfied by the generously gluttonous helping hands of our voluptuous vulpine, and guess where all those calories are going~

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🥪A kind reminder not to leave your bacon cheese toast unattended!🥪
Bokboks are attracted to bacon blankets and will tuck themselves in for a good rest.
They are completely edible as well! Just a few more custardy calories and jaw saving bites~

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久々描いたわ。アーニャ二次創作calorie ver.

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Patience is Key 🐻 At the end of summer when Salmon return to their thousands to spawn, these Grizzly Bears develop a big appetite and can eat for up to 20 hours, consuming up to 100,000 calories in one day. That’s the equivalent 1282 boiled eggs! 😳
🎥 : Ethan Patrick Baca

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Burning calories ? Yeah, my way 🐰😅



Pre-order your copy of “Bunny’s Cookbook” at https://t.co/o565La6sRP

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