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"Fitz used to date a potential presidential hairpiece?"
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"He's reaching a difficult stage known as the 'coffee plateau'"
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"The day I confide my innermost feelings to you is the day I have my frontal lobes replaced with an aubergine."
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"Bizarrely enough, now I have to sing the Ukranian national anthem"
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