Eye doctor: Read as much as you can
Me: E.
Eye doctor:
Me:
Eye doctor: That's it??

2422 1757


Eye doctor: Read as much as you can
Me: E.
Eye doctor:
Me:
Eye doctor: That's it??

2717 1684

When the only person you're comfortable talking to is absent so you're alone in class

1326 2005

"just go ask them it's not that hard"

1983 1979

when they catch your subtweet and ask you if it was about them

2723 2324

when u tell ur sibling to go ask mom/dad for something but they mention ur name when asking

3631 3689

ce genre de groupe qui détruisait tes relations parce que tu choisissais tjrs la même que ta pote

3002 914

looking at the final assault course on raven and thinking you could absolutely smash it

2120 2913

"I ii iloa, viisi villa kiloa. On villin nallen turkissa, ei ilo pysy purkissa!" - Iloinen aapinen

2 11

sitting on one of these in year 6 and feeling like royalty looking down at all the peasants

1212 1384



Straight friend: I'd date you if you were a boy

Me:

146 171

your rice cooker has floral prints on it

106 95

These tweets are comedy 😂😂

4056 3087

When your straight friend joking did something "gay" to you but you lowkey want more

1000 1894

After every cookout your fridge looked like this 😂

3346 2270

😂😂😂😂 you had to get goneeeee

3241 1877

inspired by my daughter I still love her even though she is a

2 4