Once this dude was on top of me riding me likr a Go-Kart and I was feeling extra adventurous so I told him to choke me and this muthafucka almost killed me.

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LOOK OUT AVOCADUPER! FISH CRACKER WILL CRACK UR MUTHAFUCKIN BONES,,

she may still be a preschooler but she can beat you up... With her cuteness uwu https://t.co/4BgBLi3Svj

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feeling muthafucking proud 🏳️‍🌈#HappyPride

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I have a horrible habit of having one design idea then losing total control of my brain. Making what I had in my head just do a muthafuckin' 180.

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"Remember, let's enter the room in silence!"
"What?? That's not going to happen!!!" The door is broken down and: "HELLO MUTHAFUCKA!!!"
The party: "... you're an idiot."

When the dwarf of the party gets overcome by joy (every time).

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Muthafuckin uhhhh new hyperfixation time lololol

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how to make an already badass woman even more badass: muthafukkin SWORDS

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SKOOLZ OUT MUTHAFUCKAS TIME TO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWK

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DAY 100 muthacluckas! Tell or whatever I don't care. Swansong.

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day 87 muthacluckas

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Jrocc - showing "basic" scratches (on homeroom) flare flare skrattchh.. double scratch, something else..
Jrocc: you got that....

Me (at home: ) hell muthafukn naw.. I don't even have turntables.. lol

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day 72 muthacluckas

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Ever since a Yellow-vented Bulbul started building a home in our garden, my dad set up a video recorder on the roof, recording a daily life of the nestlings. These are some hungry muthafakas.

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