Nom nom nom...
tastes like toothpaste and licorice, it's AWFUL!!
...but I just...
can't stop.

I NEED MORE
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toothpaste is human shaped and shes a sentient pillow with stardust inside.

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🐸😊🌶️Everyone has their own method of "brushing their teeth" Frog nun doesn't eat the toothpaste please it just tastes like banana. Sheep nun ,she really needs you (thanks for infos and gifts it's important)🥰

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she may have gotten punished by being imprisoned but it's a plus to her to have received a banana-flavored toothpaste.

although sadly, she'll face the sad fact that she can't eat it.

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The toothpaste eating saga part 2 👹🗡 (also congrats on 1 mil Shoto!!)

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na playlist dela tem bodybag, toothpaste kisses e 23

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So today I was chilling with a friend and I showed her some streamers I enjoy

And she called Kyo a toothpaste- pls 😭😭😭

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Disassociating with Tanya:

> Be me, going for a shave
> Subconsciously expect a soft cloud of shaving cream to grace my precious face
> Snap back to reality after slapping a weirdly cold gloop of toothpaste onto my cheek instead

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"Okay, remember to use minty toothpaste to brush your teeth."

Kid named Minty:

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Eat your roommate’s toothpaste to assert dominance 👹🗡

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i hope this toothpasted piece of shit drоwns

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he has not showered in 40 years. he smells like dookie poopie. he probably doesnt use toothpaste or wash his hands after he uses the bathroom. he is an incel reddit user who hates women.

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And it doesn't taste like toothpaste with Choco chip 😤✨

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Toothpaste-chan got a haircut and went to the pokemon universe I guess

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ohayoroko i got 2 hours sleep cause brain go brrrrr, have a migraine, and put toothpaste on my face instead of moisturiser

let's do our best today while mildly delirious let's goooOooOooOo

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for IeattoothpasteVEEVO and (3/3) Wish I did more, but here's to next year.

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It's been a long time since I posted non-commissioned art. So I present my current muse, Toothpaste Cookie 🙃

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