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The pickles did their job. Bowels are flowin around that hemorrhoid like a pebble in Niagara Falls.
Take THAT!
although I do find this one funny
"you must be this tall to ride the bowels of trogdor, kid"
"Be one with the poop!"King TP the turd, a wise old poop. Fun fact: did you know you can tell a lot about a person and their state of health by their poop? May king TP bless all your toilet bowls with healthy bowel movements 🙏 #characterdesign #illustration #art #sketch #doodle
if you cant find someone to disembowel you for kink reasons, DIY is fine
Commission by the incredibly awesome @HauOli47 ❤️❤️❤️What a splendid piece!!!❤️
I am such a hungry, voracious, big fatass moose, I want to eat all of you, and make you go up my rump <3
Don't worry, my warm bowels will give you love, and make you all spend a comfy night with me ~
It's dismemberment versus disembowelment in tonight's Face-Off Friday! We have Doctor from Akudama Drive going up against Elsa from Re:Zero. Which killer lady would you want slicing you bit by bit? Vote DOWN BELOW for your favorite! 🗡
(cw: nfsw/AV) Lovely commission I got from @karmasavitch <3
~Dont mind me just stuffing this handsome roo up my tight rear, dont worry he loves his new home in a boof's gurgling bowels.
How fuckin THICC does Dat A S S hav 2 be in order to shit an ENTIRE Del Monte can along with a WHOLE ASS pop tart
#BowelMovementMark
I really hope Series 13 of #DoctorWho just features the Doctor and Yaz... purely so we can watch Bowelstrek and rest of the internet trolls mind’s collectively explode at the prospect of a completely female led season of #DoctorWho
@semperdiced What?
No Disembowelment, Beheading, Quartering and/or Tar & Feathering?
What a bunch of Murderous Fascist Losers!!!
Trump’s America? =. CoVID DEATH PANELS!
@GOP @SenRonJohnson @LindseyGrahamSC #Trump @JohnCornyn #GOPTraitors #GOPCowards #TrumpVirus
Flu season is coming, and Covid is an apocalyptic abombination from the grody bowels of the darkest and stankiest of hells. Instead of spreading germs, infect your friends with a smile by reposting and sharing content you like!
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As you delve deeper into Penumbra, you can hear the world's bowels screech under the weight of artificial gravity, the people you encounter speaking of the humility that Kabadu - the weight of the world - inspires in them.
https://t.co/GFoa7yv21B
In one version of Little Red Riding Hood, the huntsman saved Red and her grandmother by disemboweling the wolf and placing rocks inside the wolf before sewing him back up. Needless to say the wolf didn’t float in the river in which he was thrown!
#fables #mythology #FotC
@PerogiXW "Thank you for the 5 months of support, viewer. Today I shall spare you from your moderate to severe irritable bowel syndrome symptoms."
I received a pumkin from space delivery. I hear that humans like to disembowel these creatures for the "Hollow Ween" but that sounds a bit icky. Instead, I befriended it. This is Pumkin!
3:30 awoken by Jack, good news he has regular bowel movements, bad news notifies too late he either trampled it into his makeshift bed or ate it (EW!) -.- guess who gave him a bath at 3:30