With the different colored sweaters I've given him, I have to think that there's one color Prof Makigumo won't wear. What do y'all think it would be? Bonus points if y'all give a reason why...

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Randomly thinking about how I found Klaus V Reinherz from Blood Blockade Battlefront incredibly hot, but then I decided to say "let's give him a big ol' gut!"

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"With how hot it gets during the summer, I fear that I might turn into a toasted marshmallow myself. I don't even want a single blemish on this flab of mine..."
https://t.co/bjOsUQnwph

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ROUND 2! Can you guess how you would these outfits for Admiral Ty'Ron Xanthus?

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"Damn, Kodai! Even your arms look fat! It's like every part of you is getting fat!"

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Every Royal Zephyr Knight when they awaken after meeting Kodai: Damn, Goliath! What have you been feeding the prince?! He's so FAT!

Goliath: It's not my fault! He's just an insatiable glutton like the king!

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Ladies and gentlemen, meet Atouz Magnuson! A new character that I adopted from ! Not sure where to place him, but I'm sure he'll find a good home.

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Happy Birthday to Odin, the Swift Sword of Wisdom from ZEPHYRION of the Infinite Cosmos!

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"Surely this won't make me put on too many pounds, right?"
https://t.co/ArqaQpD5zi

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I like to think Mapocha likes waffles as opposed to Kodai, who likes pancakes...
https://t.co/LciCvLAgcp

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Admrial Ty'Ron Xanthus' main costumes! Can you guess how you unlock them in ZEPHYRION the video game?

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"Ye gods, I feel myself fattening up from this. And it's not even my birthday..."
https://t.co/vzfkfaMyo7

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"WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD CHILLI DOG LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BITCH?!"

Yeah, rule of thumb, never waste food in front of Kodai. He'll hate you for life...

https://t.co/Lk3MKZTlYl

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"Why must there be so many delicious sweet cakes in this modern era?! Does the universe not see that I'm already a ball of lard?!"

Oh, it does. You just have no self-control, gramps...

https://t.co/e4QtLLCn8Z

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Doctor: Young man, you've been packing on the pounds at an alarming rate. You keep this up and I can't guarantee your good health.

Too bad most doctors don't really understand Zephyrite biology.

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