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"How can I tell her about last night...😳💦"
Why do you think it's called <Don't Tell Mom?>
You can't ever reveal what happened that night!
But I'll show you instead...
What happened that night...🤫
👉https://t.co/mTdX4DsUve
@DNicholsAuthor “Where’s my mom?” My youngest cat won’t leave me alone but I don’t mind. He was abandoned as a baby so I hand raised him and now he’s a little codependent.
Yo, I just been here constantly wondering WHO THE FUCK WOULD BANG BIG MOM? Like this Woman has a whole Army of kids and had 25 Husbands. She really got MAD LAID. Lol
@doliva9107 Are u for real right now mom?!? Geez, all that I have to put with. My life is so hard sometimes! Haha! Love that seriously cute disgruntled look Velkan! Enjoy your siesta handsome boy. 🐾💙♥️🐾🐕😍🥰😘😴
"You can legally fuck someone that literally didnt exist when 9/11 happened!
...mom? Hello....?
...moooom? Why wont you speak back to me?"
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AND THATS HOW I MET YOUR- ...
No wait-
Trails in the Sky players know Olivert the longest, but have you seen him when he was this old?
Damn, Mueller (or Müller, that name confuses me as a German) already seems pissed back in the day. xD
Also is that Olivert's mom?
(sorry for not posting yesterday, wisdom teeth T__T)
SDJFKHGKJH INTRODUCING HIS WIFE TO HIS DEAD MOM?? this is literally the same
Anyone wanna draw a hyper curvy busty owl mom? I'm buying lol
Sees "Mommy" trending.
...........that's their definition of a mom??
2/2 Christ: Hey Dad, remember Mom? She's got some favors to ask you. A lot, in fact. Mary as Intercessor (still with mini-breast), 1402, by Lorenzo Monaco.
@VirtualAxiom What if Asuna was a Mom?
Wait, that one's real. lol