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Just eat a carrot for every cookie you eat! That’s how nutrition works, right? Get healthy in this new $12 shirt. #TeeTurtle #cookies
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When you’re on an adventure, you and your friends can be real party animals. Get this $12 shirt to wear during your next game night! #TeeTurtle #dnd #tabletopgaming
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This shirt might just help you get lucky this St. Patrick’s Day. It’s just $12, along with 4 other lucky shirts! #TeeTurtle #lucky #getlucky #stpatricksday
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This shirt will make one lucky fox! 🍀 We have 5 NEW $12 St. Patrick’s Day shirts that will keep you from getting pinched this year! #TeeTurtle #lucky #fox #stpatricksday
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Question: Are you seeing How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World today?
Follow up question: Are you going to cry? #TeeTurtle #HowtoTrainYourDragon #Toothless
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Remember, behind every spooky skeleton is a smiling heart. ❤️ This NEW shirt is $12 now! #TeeTurtle #skeleton #heart
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You don’t need to know what you’re doing when you craft. You just need to add tons of glitter. ✨ Get our new crafting shirt for $12 now! #TeeTurtle #crafting #craft
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Some of us are feeling this hard today, but at least this unicorn can make the day a little more majestic! This magical new shirt is $12 now, and it’s sure to brighten up the gloomiest days! #TeeTurtle #unicorn #lifeispain
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If you’ve found that headphones aren’t enough to keep the humans away, try this new $12 shirt to get the message across. #TeeTurtle #introvert #headphones #cat
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Relaxing is good for the mind, body, and soul. Be like the sloth and embrace your laziness in this $12 shirt. #TeeTurtle #sloth #lazyday
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There’s no shame in napping every chance you get. We're all just trying to make it to the weekend. Snuggle up in our newest $12 shirt. #TeeTurtle #nap #naptime #lazyday
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Happy Chinese New Year! May the Year of the Pig bring you luck, good fortune, and lots of naps. 🐷 This adorable new shirt is $12 now! #TeeTurtle #ChineseNewYear #yearofthepig #pig #cat
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Our newest DISNEY shirt is $12.50 now! #TeeTurtle #Disney #disneyprincess
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Strangers may look at you funny, but we can all agree weird is much better than boring. Be a proud weirdo in our newest $12 shirt! #TeeTurtle #hedgehog #weird #weirdo
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Channel the spirit of the fox: Indifference. This new $12 shirt is on sale now! #TeeTurtle #fox #idgaf #pun
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Licking the spoon is the best reward for your hard work! Treat yourself with this NEW $12 shirt! #TeeTurtle #baking
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True story: This goose was forced to watch 3 sappy Hallmark movies IN A ROW! Whether you’re totally over Valentine’s Day or you’re the person who made the goose watch sappy movies, you need to see our 50% off sale! #TeeTurtle #goose #angry #sassy
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EVERYONE loves a delightfully punny Valentine. Well...not everyone. We know some people are sick of love, so our new sale has you ALL covered. Our most lovey shirts AND our most cynical are all 50% off now! #TeeTurtle #pug #pun #love #valentinesday
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Our newest DISNEY shirt is $12.50 now! #TeeTurtle #Zootopia #Disney
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You know what they say, bake it till you make it! Start your journey to culinary perfection in our newest 50% off shirt. #TeeTurtle #baking
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