I'd love to point out that Nemesis is canonically a comfort binge eater. She says it for one of her jokes.

"What happens when a goddess of balance weighs herself? Fits of depression followed by binge eating. Trust me on this."

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i am esther.
i am a disabled agender trans woman.
i draw pictures and make jokes.
i post art infrequently and have opinions.

support my bad behavior:
https://t.co/01JZWrgXJh

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☆... [ " You should work on your jokes. They're as lame as you are.
I can't babysit you 24/7 " ] ...☆
——

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If you watched Agents of Shield you know Jeff Ward has the potential to be a great Buggy. For reference, his character there had the same high energy, goofy, egotistical nature and was a constant punching bag for jokes. Great casting imo.

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✏️Shallan Davar

The third for a set! What can I say, I just love her -from the drawings and creativity to the silly jokes. And she always asks the questions I have in my mind!

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Happy birthday to one of the members of Sakigeki's squad. A very happy girl, and she like to do jokes. Happy birthday Chiyo 🎊🎉🎊🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🖤🤍🖤🤍

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Even more bad jokes.

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Kriggit reporting in, Boss!
Special skills include shapeshifting, shadow manipulation, and somehow making any conversation devolve into vore jokes.

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No. 428: Lola the Lopunny

-Bisexual, no lean

"Has had a sweet tooth since her younger days, and is unable to control herself around pastries. Despite her added weight, her legs stay strong, which make mobility less of an issue. Hates 'Big Chungus' jokes."

🎨->@/ChocEnd

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Masamune lost a bet w/ Enjou, so he had to meet Furuya while wearing a onesie. He was sure Furuya would make fun of him, but there were no jokes. Just cuddles. He absolutely adores his warm and angry polar bear.

Thanks for this fluffy HonFuru!

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POV: you were supposed to land on TOKS81613A but landed on planet Earth instead.

Might as well make the best out of this fashion week while we’re at it.

Sheriff of Toks, no jokes.



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Added to our He loves football, camping, craft beer & telling dad jokes. Should we bring to Alethea AI?

🍻For a chance TO WIN 5000 ALI TOKENS:
1. FOLLOW & RT
2. SHARE a dad joke and your Twitter handle in https://t.co/RRbre1xN4a

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Hey~ I'm Rosemary Darling, a unicorn author vtuber and your new mom! I like nerd stuff (video games, tabletop games, etc), arts and crafts, j-fashion, and shitposting! Expect good advice in between dick jokes. 18+ advised for viewing my content.
https://t.co/4FlYYB9706

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Introducing Minty, your new virtual assistant that helps mark your calendar, manages your files and tells jokes.

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I am in no mood to draw but I still sketched my OC Coileen who IS.
I think Coileen is somewhat into books, writing and drawing. She's gullible and Denta sometimes takes advantage of it or makes her the target of her jokes. She's emotional and romantic, and wants to get married.

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[Yokai] - Takotsubo-Sennin (蛸壺仙人)
A deep-sea yokai that paints masterful pieces of passing ships.
Those dragged into its pot are sentenced to an eternity of bad jokes.

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Sorry I don't ever actually make any good jokes. I'm not a funny person. One of my many shortcomings. ^^' I have acquired nice artwork over the span of a considerable number of years, though, so there is that! :P

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if it were different circumstance, she would have this very hard to believe and thought it was just another one of his jokes....

but after that blizzard incident....that just made it all the more clear.....

" I......I-I......"

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“I like Boone’s bad jokes. They remind me of other bad jokes from my past.”

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