me: I'm getting excited about yakuza and wanna draw some
my brain: you should draw a character from the untranslated spin off
me: yes

anyway tatsuya's cool and kurohyou has a lot in common with the main series, esp. for being on the psp, it's pretty cool

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me: its a character with horns
my shit brain: it is homestuck
me: no its-
my shit brain, banging its fists on the table: HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOM

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*playing uno, everyone losing their chill*

my brain: ok we gotta calm them down and we gotta sound like an extrovert. do we say bros or dudes?

me: we're going with dudes

brain: k gotcha

what i end up saying: brudes

me:

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ein brain: tasuku is like shiny sylveon..........so normal sylveon is like shiny tasuku???

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me: oh cool new cyberpunk series by netflix
my brain: think abt weepy kinnaman takeshi, u know what make it a bondage kink
me: NO, focus on the story development
me: fuuuuck

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My boss laid a nice compliment on me! Here's how it went:
Him: "Hey Sky, you did good work on that project you finished up recently!"
Me, in my brain: "Thanks, I'm glad you thought so!"
Me, irl, stuttering: "Thanks, I'm glad -- so...!"

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my brain: hey. you know what
me: NO
my brain: why are you booing me...i'm right

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Brain: We're resurrecting our social media, gotta make a good impression - which sprite should we go with?
Also Brain: How about THIS ONE

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tiny brain: spending time with classmates
galaxy brain: salmon fishing

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Me: Guess I should sleep
My brain: Draw a puppy in a rain coat
Me: Why
My brain: You Gotta

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my brain: nishitani in platane's clothes
me: okay. that's fair

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my brain: what do u want to draw today christine
me: i want to draw forsyth sweaty and tiddies out like captain america

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Me: I will not draw any more today. And i certainly won't draw Quinlowe.

My brain: ... ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

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me: (sits down to do some work)
my brain: hey remember tatsujun
me:

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Me: I'm gonna take this drawing serious and put some work.
Brain: Hope ya'll don't mind if i just...

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My brain: “Jester= Magical Girl”
...
“Jester= Totally would own multiple cute dresses if possible”
...
“Jester= Cardcaptor Sakura”

Soooooo there ya go

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[ Me: "Nasus is strong because he benefits more from current runes than other toplaners, mostly. His buffs brought him up to par."

Galaxy brain: "I can't believe I have to keep saying this. People don't need to be directly buffed to be strong!!! Outside things affect them!!!" ]

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