me: i want to contribute to the cute lucisan coffeeshop AU everyones doing
my brain:

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me: do hw
My brain: I will draw sun wukong
Me: good idea

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Brain: You know what sounds like an absolutely good idea in your currently fragile mental state? An anime or show that's psychologically draining and will absolutely break you!! NoW CLICK ON THAT LINK BITCH!
Me:

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me: why don't I do a drawing based off that new Cuphead song?
brain: why don't you spend 7 hours getting 18% of it done, switching from simple to detailed painting in the middle, and loop the song the entire time

o_o

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this is your brain: 🧠

this is my brain on caffeine and general boredom
any questions

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me: I'm getting excited about yakuza and wanna draw some
my brain: you should draw a character from the untranslated spin off
me: yes

anyway tatsuya's cool and kurohyou has a lot in common with the main series, esp. for being on the psp, it's pretty cool

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me: its a character with horns
my shit brain: it is homestuck
me: no its-
my shit brain, banging its fists on the table: HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOM

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*playing uno, everyone losing their chill*

my brain: ok we gotta calm them down and we gotta sound like an extrovert. do we say bros or dudes?

me: we're going with dudes

brain: k gotcha

what i end up saying: brudes

me:

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ein brain: tasuku is like shiny sylveon..........so normal sylveon is like shiny tasuku???

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me: oh cool new cyberpunk series by netflix
my brain: think abt weepy kinnaman takeshi, u know what make it a bondage kink
me: NO, focus on the story development
me: fuuuuck

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My boss laid a nice compliment on me! Here's how it went:
Him: "Hey Sky, you did good work on that project you finished up recently!"
Me, in my brain: "Thanks, I'm glad you thought so!"
Me, irl, stuttering: "Thanks, I'm glad -- so...!"

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my brain: hey. you know what
me: NO
my brain: why are you booing me...i'm right

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Brain: We're resurrecting our social media, gotta make a good impression - which sprite should we go with?
Also Brain: How about THIS ONE

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tiny brain: spending time with classmates
galaxy brain: salmon fishing

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Me: Guess I should sleep
My brain: Draw a puppy in a rain coat
Me: Why
My brain: You Gotta

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my brain: nishitani in platane's clothes
me: okay. that's fair

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my brain: what do u want to draw today christine
me: i want to draw forsyth sweaty and tiddies out like captain america

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Me: I will not draw any more today. And i certainly won't draw Quinlowe.

My brain: ... ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

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