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"Cordon off the national parks!" #DailyBrunswick
"If you don't stop cackling the top of your head will fall off and we'll have to use you as an umbrella stand." #DailyBrunswick
"Don't rule out earthquakes." #DailyBrunswick
"Good, aren't they? Especially the knobbly ones." #DailyBrunswick
"The top of the line is the hitty tree." #DailyBrunswick
"Wall, ceiling, wall, nothing but skull." #DailyBrunswick
"It makes more sense than pilates." #DailyBrunswick
"Because I have the thwacky stick." #DailyBrunswick
"You did get someone stable and responsible, didn't you?" #DailyBrunswick
"Triangle solo!" #DailyBrunswick
"Ohh! Ahh! Condoleeza!" #DailyBrunswick
"Can't stand that awful pink bunny, though." #DailyBrunswick
"I've even got my own plectrum!" #DailyBrunswick
*plink plinky plonk* #DailyBrunswick
"That explains Fitz's costume..." #DailyBrunswick
"I warn you - this is a real samurai sword..." #DailyBrunswick
"Twins!" #DailyBrunswick
"What'll you do, use your 'big boy' voice?" #DailyBrunswick
"She's really only cute when she's asleep." #DailyBrunswick
"I'm cute!" #DailyBrunswick