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Everyone knows there’s no such thing as too much coffee. Get caffeinated in our NEW $12 shirt! #TeeTurtle #coffee
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Feeling sore? Don't give up! Use code FIT40 to get 40% off full-priced fitness shirts during January. #TeeTurtle #fitness #gym
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Dating Rule #489: NEVER date someone who sends grammatically incorrect texts.
You’ll be one foxy nerd in our newest $12 shirt! #TeeTurtle #grammar #reading #books
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By color powers combined, I am Captain Unicorn! Get this fantastically colorful NEW shirt for $12 now! #TeeTurtle #unicorn
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Step aside, Unicorns….Llamas will take it from here!
Llamas Unleashed is the newest party game from the creators of Unstable Unicorns, and it’s available NOW! #TeeTurtle #UnstableUnicorns #LlamasUnleashed #llama
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You’re the kind of person who can take some leftover glitter and paint and make a masterpiece! Don’t be shy. Show off your skills in this $12 shirt! #TeeTurtle #crafting #craft
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Dropping a stitch is no big deal! This $12 shirt will remind you that whatever knit happens, you can handle it! #TeeTurtle #knitting #pun
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Dare to dream in 2019! We know you’re a unicorn at heart, and our newest $12 shirt will inspire you to act like it every day. #TeeTurtle #unicorn
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We all know which animal we are. Which direction does your heart lead you? Our newest shirt is $12 now! #TeeTurtle
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The panda on our newest $12 shirt has the right idea! Can we just curl up and play games until after Christmas? #TeeTurtle #lazy #panda
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We’ve been listening to “All I Want for Christmas is You” on repeat, so we were feeling a little sappy when we drew our newest shirt. 😍 Who’s making your holiday magical this year? (Yes, cats count. No shame.) #TeeTurtle #fox #pun #love
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Okay, START PANICKING! The Last Sale of the Year ends soon!
We have stocking stuffers starting at $3 and the perfect shirts for everyone on your list, starting at $12. #TeeTurtle
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Still haven’t finished your holiday shopping, huh?
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I’m having a slow morning. 🐢 The perfect shirts for everyone from coffee addicts to the shamelessly lazy are on sale for the 12 Days of Christmas! #TeeTurtle #lazy #sloth #turtle
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I’m freezing you out. 🐧 It's Eighth Day of Christmas, and everything punny is on sale now! #TeeTurtle #pun #penguin
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Find a sense of harmony. ☯️ Our most beautiful shirts are 50% off during the 12 Days of Christmas Sale! #TeeTurtle #yinyang #dragon
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Thanks for the gift, but can I have the box instead? 🎁 It's the Sixth Day of Christmas and all holiday shirts and socks are on sale! #TeeTurtle #Christmas #cat
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*tentacle flip* 💁 Everything adorable is on sale during the 12 Days of Christmas Sale! #TeeTurtle #kawaii #pun
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I’m always foxy. 🦊 All your favorite foxy shirts, pin, plushies, and more are on sale! #TeeTurtle #fox #foxy
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I don’t give a fox. 🦊 Sale. Because Black Friday. All shirts are 50% off, and wait till you see our doorbusters! #TeeTurtle #pun #fox
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