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EVERYONE loves a delightfully punny Valentine. Well...not everyone. We know some people are sick of love, so our new sale has you ALL covered. Our most lovey shirts AND our most cynical are all 50% off now! #TeeTurtle #pug #pun #love #valentinesday
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Our newest DISNEY shirt is $12.50 now! #TeeTurtle #Zootopia #Disney
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You know what they say, bake it till you make it! Start your journey to culinary perfection in our newest 50% off shirt. #TeeTurtle #baking
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Everyone knows there’s no such thing as too much coffee. Get caffeinated in our NEW $12 shirt! #TeeTurtle #coffee
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Feeling sore? Don't give up! Use code FIT40 to get 40% off full-priced fitness shirts during January. #TeeTurtle #fitness #gym
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Dating Rule #489: NEVER date someone who sends grammatically incorrect texts.
You’ll be one foxy nerd in our newest $12 shirt! #TeeTurtle #grammar #reading #books
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By color powers combined, I am Captain Unicorn! Get this fantastically colorful NEW shirt for $12 now! #TeeTurtle #unicorn
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Step aside, Unicorns….Llamas will take it from here!
Llamas Unleashed is the newest party game from the creators of Unstable Unicorns, and it’s available NOW! #TeeTurtle #UnstableUnicorns #LlamasUnleashed #llama
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You’re the kind of person who can take some leftover glitter and paint and make a masterpiece! Don’t be shy. Show off your skills in this $12 shirt! #TeeTurtle #crafting #craft
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Dropping a stitch is no big deal! This $12 shirt will remind you that whatever knit happens, you can handle it! #TeeTurtle #knitting #pun
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Dare to dream in 2019! We know you’re a unicorn at heart, and our newest $12 shirt will inspire you to act like it every day. #TeeTurtle #unicorn
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We all know which animal we are. Which direction does your heart lead you? Our newest shirt is $12 now! #TeeTurtle
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The panda on our newest $12 shirt has the right idea! Can we just curl up and play games until after Christmas? #TeeTurtle #lazy #panda
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We’ve been listening to “All I Want for Christmas is You” on repeat, so we were feeling a little sappy when we drew our newest shirt. 😍 Who’s making your holiday magical this year? (Yes, cats count. No shame.) #TeeTurtle #fox #pun #love
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Okay, START PANICKING! The Last Sale of the Year ends soon!
We have stocking stuffers starting at $3 and the perfect shirts for everyone on your list, starting at $12. #TeeTurtle
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Still haven’t finished your holiday shopping, huh?
We have gifts for literally everyone on your list, and they start at $3! #TeeTurtle
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I’m having a slow morning. 🐢 The perfect shirts for everyone from coffee addicts to the shamelessly lazy are on sale for the 12 Days of Christmas! #TeeTurtle #lazy #sloth #turtle
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I’m freezing you out. 🐧 It's Eighth Day of Christmas, and everything punny is on sale now! #TeeTurtle #pun #penguin
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Find a sense of harmony. ☯️ Our most beautiful shirts are 50% off during the 12 Days of Christmas Sale! #TeeTurtle #yinyang #dragon
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Thanks for the gift, but can I have the box instead? 🎁 It's the Sixth Day of Christmas and all holiday shirts and socks are on sale! #TeeTurtle #Christmas #cat
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