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i only played one monster hunter game before and sucked at it, but still tempted to get rise because it made the hunter-gatherer brain very happy to fell and eat fucking dinosaurs. look at these. they're so majestic. imagine carving raw meat from them and roasting it over a fire.

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Friday dinner. Deep-fried chicken is a supermarket side dish. French fries are McDonald's takeaway. I swallowed a 500ml can of the 3rd beer. (Illustration is an image)

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“Unus Annus Carves the Roast Beast”
Day 125
“Hmmm yes Martha Maywho may be impressed with such a rrrrrroast!”




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Day 125/365: "Unus Annus Carves the Roast Beast"

Do it for her (Martha Maywho, that is)

Tomorrow: 5 apps

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doodle requests from the stream tonight! a fancy cowboy, a Very Fat Frog, extremely angry untitled goose game goose, and a walrus chef proud of his roast potatoes :') thank you everyone who stopped by!!

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Day 124/365: "Mark and Ethan Hunt The World's Most Wanted Criminals"

What no, I'm not Mark and Ethan in a clever disguise, I'm a perfectly normal eight foot man with a totally real beard!

Tomorrow: roast beast

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Creator vs creation except it's just the creations judging the creator (roasts below)

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Zeus, Poseidon & Hermes visited in disguise the poor farmer Hyrieus. He roasted a whole bull for them. When the gods offered to fulfill a wish, Hyrieus asked for a son. The 3 gods urinated onto the bull’s hide and told Hyrieus to bury it for 9 months. From this was born Orion.🏹

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Khun stay roasting tf outta Rachel every chance he gets

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saw this a while ago and decided to draw it so here’s my wip based on au of xiaoven! I haven’t done digital art for 3 years please don’t roast me too hard https://t.co/nUmdwnWUKb

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[ donations/RTs!! 💕💕 ]

@/RoastSiege is having a tough time so from now till 20 March, I'm giving away cheebs!! To get one:

✨ RT!!!
✨ Donate $5 or more to https://t.co/yfdOpnOxeL and DM me proof + refs!

@/AvilaRozma is also offering SupEr cute chibis!!

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Does anybody else want to roast blob over a fire like a marshmallow, but instead of a campfire, it's the overly expensive candle you bought at Walmart four years ago that's fall scentedTM

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A tag where I can both promote and roast my beloved sweet gf ? Don’t mind if I do

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☀️Good morning! (or afternoon?) Practicing some shadows and lighting in

What kind of coffee do you like? I’ve been obsessed with dark roast and oat milk lately.

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on a déjà Link et Urbosa^^ le roaster pixel va être classe, je pense !

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Shivering Isles platter commission for @/hounskul! Roasted flame stalks, a cup of alocasia fruit, herbal tea in a very fancy teacup, and a variety of spreads including pumpkin and very sparkly cheeses...

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i love having taste that makes fucking sense and is consistent

new meme: roast me for my shitty inconsistent taste in ikemen franchise faves

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