Boss at work: No, don't do that, do this.
Me: Okay.
Boss: No, do the thing you were doing before.

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Boss: Hey I know you’ve been coming in at 10-11 and handling the late stuff. But today I need you in at 5:30.
Me:

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Me layouting as usual
My boss: why does your desktop theme look like the pink guy is licking the grey guy
Me: WH U T? 😳😳
The theme:

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韓国デスチャ
来週アップデート
WORLDBOSS:ソナ<光>
BOOSTCHILD: ナタ<闇>

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Me: I'm gonna make my pfp Astolfo as a joke

*forgets that i changed my pfp*

Boss: Hey I got your-what is your pfp?!

Me: Not important, what's up?

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"You married?" "Divorced."

📽 Adam Driver as Kylo Ren / Matt the Radar Technician, Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base, Saturday Night Live 41x10, 2016

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Today on stream we built a final boss: the zebcrablampyre

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First boss: defeated ☠️

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Tallboi: Boss, what's tagalog for "Everyday" but without the letter W?

Boss:
Boss: Get back to work.

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BOSS: Can we expedite the end-of-day project set for tomorrow to later today?

ME (Photoshopping Gritty onto Mars like he's Dr. Manhattan because it's Gritty's second birthday): Not sure where I'll find the time.

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BOSS: The Lord Giant
He’s not technically a demon, but mastering soul arts at this level means having a soul so big and powerful to be considered a great demon soul.
Being imprisoned for this long by humans, he lost his sanity and attacks you as he can

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White boss: kill Black

White: f*ck Black, I got it

White boss: wait what--

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💞Masquerade Kiss💞
Season 2 The Boss: Main Story AVAILABLE on 9/23 JST!
"I'm not the same person I was. How do I choose between world peace and your life?"

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Group: WE WIN!
Boss: Actually that's where you're wrong
Group: FUCK
Boss: BEHOLD MY GLORY

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Boss: Why are you late to work?
Me: I stopped to pet a kitten on the way to work.

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Final boss:
El chico con el pelo de Doritos.

Está todo inventado.

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Masquerade Kiss❤The Boss: Lovers' Afterglow OUT NOW!
Find out what was behind all of that trouble, and it'll be impossible to not love him.
It's a new chapter in your romance with this complicated, enigmatic man.

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Big Boss: "But what better place for us than this? It's our only home. Our heaven and our hell. This is Outer Heaven."

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Boss: *Kills a party member*

Me:

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Me: eating a pancake at lunch
Shannon: Omg a pancake for lunch! She has a pancake for lunch!
Me: ?????
My boss: YOU HAVE A PANCAKE FOR LUNCH? THAT'S SO COOL
Me:

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