He's not really one for introductions, so here's what you should know about Carlisle: he prefers to be left alone, he lands contracts like nobody's business, and he's not getting divorced.

I wonder if anyone has seen him smile...?

(Stay tuned for a BIG SURPRISE this Saturday!!)

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Jotakak hc: At the end of Stone Ocean, Irene says "We're going to see my father", I can't stop thinking that Noriaki is alive and married with Jotaro while Irene lives with her divorced mom and is going to see her "fathers" 🤭🤭🤭🍒🌈

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divorced 7 times remarried 6 times 3 restraining orders on eachother

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People always ask me, "Why Cherry hasn't divorced Jeff yet?!" 

ARE YOU NUTS?! They're great parents that still LOVE other! It doesn't matter how weird or gross they can be, they still respect each other!

Jeff is gross but Cherry is gross too!

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i feel the need to explain that pinos is my 80+ year old divorced bard who gives inspiration via giving out this shitty shirts you see and looks like this

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Spoiler | tw:abuse‼️

"My mom is a little sick. She got divorced and blame me whenever she had a hard time. I don't have anything to say because it's my fault"

"There's no way it's your fault"
😭💔

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(WIP DONT RT) Omg cat divorced trio

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Thinkin' about these two and last night's Curse of Strahd game and how Viryx and Kesk are somehow two of the most simultaneously married/divorced characters in any game I've been in, especially since neither has been married or divorced, least of all to each other.

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they are happily divorced

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baby jotchua + his mom that divorced gordon lol

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divorced, crybaby, GF who’s sweet, wholesome, and sexy.

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SEXOOOO

Manga: My Divorced Crybaby Neighbour

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Come to Macross 7 we got

- Your new lesbian crush
- The Most Divorced Dad In The Universe
- The ultimate fashion of the 90s
- Gamlin Kick

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manilfari (they/he) i dont really know what to say about mani rn. theyre an egg and theyre so divorced that theyre practically a widow

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i think Raine deserves to have just a little bit of divorced dad energy

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If the is not canon, why are they treated like a divorced couple?

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