The time has come; it has awakened. I never told you that I am it's vessel. As a last personal request before it's too late: please stop me.

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Oleander: *Looking through his binoculars and screams. He tears off his clothes and his helmet comes off too. He is wearing a lifeguard tank and swimming briefs. He jumps off the lighthouse and blows up and grabs Dogen*
Young Raz and Sasha: "Yay! Way to go, Coach Oleander!"

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Younger Raz, Dogen, and Sasha: *Laugh and dance and do not notice a huge, scary, angry, Coach Oleander behind them.*
Oleander: "DIDN'T I TELL YOU THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF THE LAKE IS...NO SINKING?!!!"
Younger Raz, Dogen, and Sasha: *Giggle nervously while Oleander growls*

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Oleander: "Hold on! Where's Dogen? *Dogen is swimming around Oleander*"
Dogen: "Coach Oleander, I think I'm finally getting the hang of this swimming thing!"
Oleander: "I think...eh...I think I'm going to be sick..."
Based on Spongebob: Kamp Koral Episode Pat's a Li'l Sinker.

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Do not miss!
July 24, this Saturday
A powerful plunge into the teachings of Dogen on nonduality:
DOGEN AND NONDUALITY
with Steven Heine, PhD; Roshi Joan Halifax Roshi Enkyo O'Hara; Sensei Kaz Tanahashi;
https://t.co/CjdLJazvYP
free, online, donation appreciated\

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Venti from Genshin Impact is Anti-Endogenic!

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*Raz and Oleander go through the Basic Braining Test course as Dogen Walkie Talkies the answers over to Raz behind Oleander's Back. The duo go up the ramps through a Flaming hoop. Both smiley lol and cute.*
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Likes and retweets :)

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Oleander: "*Brushing his teeth. Raz and Dogen Come out of a toilet.*
Raz and Dogen: "*Whispering* Pssst..."
Oleander: *Quietly Gasps*
Raz: "Hop in Coach Oleander!"
Oleander: "Guards! Guards! Come LOOK!"
Guard: "*Flushes the toilet.* Ughh...They don't pay me enough to do this job"

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finally get to test my new pentab 😭 its soo hard!!!! getting used to new things OTL but baby steps ! >:)
also i cant stop reading (re reading! ) fanfic on zhongbedo I CANT WAIT FOR NEXT CHAP AHHHHHHH they finally meet! 😍😍😍

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//Blood , Genshin Leak
Reposted because I forgot the tags :"D

Kept thinking about Albedos under 30% HP voice line.
And I am too lazy to draw his coat lmao

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Dogen: "*On walkie talkie*Give him the apple."
Raz: "Here you go, sir."
*Oleander eats the apple in one bite.*
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.

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Porfín después de casi un mes los termine, de la nada me salía un asunto o no me terminaba de convencer el resultado, pero aquí están.
Espero sea de su agrado 🥺

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Dogen: “Here you go!”
Raz: “Thanks. *Puts the goggles on*”
Vernon: “Hurry up!!”
*Raz sees the campers in undergarments and laughs*
Raz: “It’s working! It’s working! *Laughs*"Olenader: "What’s all this laughing about?! *walks in boxers due to the goggles* Well Razputin?!”
SFW!!!!!

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