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“Jeremy Wade’s catch is taken by a real
Rhizodus hibberti
The scariest fresh water fish ever known to science. This monstrous lob-finned fish was 7m long and had some ridiculous 9 inches fangs half-buried in their 1m long jaws.

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magma wyrms clamp their sword in their jaws for their jump attacks and man that's cool as fuck

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Jaws(1975). Art by Neil Davies.

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強靭な顎と歯の持ち主😌❤
Strong jaws and teeth

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The Opposite of Virtue

One might say, a vice is a vise
never mind if metal or moral—
it’s, basically, the same device

With cunning moveable jaws
designed to fix us in place
and cheat us of chance at grace

https://t.co/A7uTj3a3aj

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Dans le film emblématique Jaws, la femme du chef Brody essaie de lui assurer que leur fils est en sécurité assis dans un petit voilier attaché au quai - c'est-à-dire jusqu'à ce qu'elle ouvre un livre que Brody a lu - et voit l'image d'un grand requin blanc qui brise la coque d'un

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So today I was consensually knocked out and had my mouth violently (also consensually) brutalized and had several teeth torn out of my jaws while I slept, to which they were promptly sold on the market.

In Layman's terms, I had my wisdom teeth removed.

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This week! An opportunity to see one of the greatest movies of all time in 3-D….

Sure…But hey Jaws it’s been done 😁🤷‍♂️

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Razón: Es un vaquero
[Indiana Jaws]

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People gathering maskless during a pandemic in a movie theater to watch JAWS — a movie about dangerous beaches that should be closed, but aren’t — is irony at its finest.

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Not all evolution is gradual
Some mutations arise in jumps
I discovered my snake hinged
at an intermittent fasting lunch

I spat
my windpipe out
and hung it
out the side of my mouth

I swallowed
two rotisserie chickens
and left my peers
sickened

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Here are the two Shark Christmas cards I already have instore... If you'd like some more JAWSOME cards for the 'Dreaming of a Great White Christmas' season...



https://t.co/t4kaVyeCEI

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Coming soon. Having them printed this week. I've done a none-christmas drinking version of the Jaws one... :D

Watch this space :D

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In related news... Stop, Hammer time!
Going to print today, available to post from the end of the week... I'll drink to your leg...

https://t.co/Mt1DRDKtiX

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Ha! is trending, and I'm JUST finishing off these little beauts for my shop on There's going to be a Christmas version too. but this is a workaday, er, Great Wine Shark "You might wanna let that breathe" Coming soon
https://t.co/Mt1DRDKtiX

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:33 < Shit ass doodle of JAWS!!!

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Got tix to see my favorite summer film,#Jaws this week in 2 new formats.
&

“Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper!
It was a

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