//=time() ?>
'Some beards are so full of poo they are as dirty as toilets' - Keep it clean fellas #beards .http://t.co/7C2hImKQVp
We've got Moaning Myrtle guarding our toilets! #HarryPotterBookNight
I don't always invite people to dark toilets, but when I do, it's to show my Glow-in-the-Dark cover for @VPROgids.